DU Poll of favorite nicknames for President Trump* (*fake):

[Fred Sanders]

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Will post Results when fake President does his "awards".... 41 votes so far!

23 votes, 3 passes | Time left: Unlimited
	Hair Hitler
	1 (4%)
	Agent Orange
	1 (4%)
	Adolph Twittler
	0 (0%)
	Shitler
	6 (26%)
	Short-fingered Vulgarian
	1 (4%)
	Girther Don*
	1 (4%)
	Shutdown Don
	2 (9%)
	Mango Mussolini
	3 (13%)
	Fuckface von Clownstick
	7 (30%)
	Putin's Puppet
	1 (4%)
	3 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[3catwoman3]

1. I chose the Vanity Fair...

...one about his short fingers because it seems to piss him off so much.

[Fred Sanders]

2. I like Shitler. Been using for months. Seems topical now! Poop is always Sad.

[MFM008]

3. MAGGOT

.....

[mnhtnbb]

4. I have used various nicknames from the list. But now he will forevermore be President Shithole

in my book. And I love the fact that he's provided his own nickname.

[LeftInTX]

22. Yes

[Bluepinky]

39. What about Der Faux Shithole?

That ties in Faux fake news. I don’t want the title President in any nickname, he’s not entitled to that.

[underpants]

53. President Shithole

I've still not put his name together with President and this allows me to continue my streak

[brewens]

5. I went with Shitler. I saw Marmalade Shart Cannon somewhere. I like that one a lot. n/t

[Fred Sanders]

6. Good one but maybe too long. And none with "President" in it...makes me sbudder every time.

[SWBTATTReg]

7. Idiot

[dhol82]

8. I also like the orange shitgibbon.

[Fred Sanders]

10. Will declare winner of this poll when Orange Shitgabbon does his fake fake news shit.

[dhol82]

11. Is that next Wednesday?

I lost track of where he moved it to.

[Fred Sanders]

13. Shitstorm over "shithole" by a shit of a man will still be all the rage. Hold the crap again?

[lpbk2713]

9. MakesBushLookGood

...

[eppur_se_muova]

12. #SHOTUS nt

[MLAA]

14. Im sticking with IMPotus

With all the others getting honorable (dishonorable) mention 😬

[H2O Man]

15. Diaper Don

[Fred Sanders]

19. But you can use Shitler as a verb, as in "Cotton Shitlered his pants when asked if Durbin lied".

[seaglass]

16. Agolf Twitler. Just saw that one yesterday and thought it was clever. I don't

do nicknames, but if I did I would probably choose that one.

[Javaman]

17. I prefer the orange asshole. nt

[treestar]

18. LOL

[Cracklin Charlie]

20. Im gonna stick with Assface.

Cause his face looks like an ass.

[LeftInTX]

21. Why not Shithole?

[left-of-center2012]

23. "Cheeto Bandito"

[FakeNoose]

45. Yes

I've been calling him Cheeto since before the election. It's really appropriate and it avoids the crass words.

[billh58]

24. Orange Anus-Mouth... n/t

[Fred Sanders]

25. Bumping: Get your votes in before tomorrow!

[AmandaRuth]

26. i kind of like

RedDon.

Also assh$le in chief works for me as well

[crazycatlady]

27. Trumpty Dumpty

[Fred Sanders]

28. After impeachment or resignation!

[TheBlackAdder]

29. As Gotti was the Dapper Don, our Childish President is the Diaper Don.

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[Fred Sanders]

30. Changing Stuporman to Diaper Don.

[TheBlackAdder]

33. Dang, I need to proofread my posts before hitting enter.

[nocalflea]

31. "Trump" - can't think of a bigger insult.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

32. Shitholeo is what I call him as of late

Cheetolini, Hair Brain, Drumpf (his family's German surname before it was Anglisised) and the dotard are my other favorites.

[Roland99]

34. Der Twitler or Der Shitler

[Mc Mike]

35. Too many good ones to chose from.

Shitler, twitler, il Douche A, Mousse o lini, hair hitler, kandy korn kolored skidmark, dRumpfenfuhrer, etc., etc.

[Fred Sanders]

37. True. Poll limited to 10. Will announce poll winner when Shitler etc. does his fake awards.

Happy with 39 votes.

[Mc Mike]

38. President shithole.

[Fred Sanders]

40. No "President" in nickname as said by another on the thread!

[Mc Mike]

46. Missed that.

[BannonsLiver]

36. Red Don

Yeah, I know Russia is no longer communist (it’s actually much worse now) but it still fits.

[yurbud]

41. Netflix's "Punisher" series used "Agent Orange" for their main villain

a CIA agent who ran heroin out of Afghanistan.

But the guy was way more competent than Trump.

[Cha]

48. And not orange?

[yurbud]

62. an orange person would be unbelievable as a fictional character.

[workinclasszero]

42. Shitler it is!

[Fred Sanders]

43. Thanks...also my favorite given recent developments that will need future reminding.

[workinclasszero]

44. Every new outrage from the dumpster fire-in-chief

brings a new nickname!

[Cha]

47. I'm going with the new one..

Fuckface von Clownstick

Is that yours, Fred? I call him fuckface a lot 'cause let's face it.. that's what it is. But, the added von Clownstick has a nice ring to it. lollol

[Fred Sanders]

51. Jon Stewart made it up. I was calling the fake one Shitler even before Shithole Day 2018.

[Cha]

61. Wow! Stewart.. about trump?! Mahalo

Yeah, shitler works, too.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

49. DOLT45

[SCantiGOP]

50. How about call him Trump

And not engage in sophomoric nicknames like Free Republic and Trump himself does?

[CrispyQ]

52. Don the Con. -nt

[C_U_L8R]

54. Dingleberry Donny

Everything he touches turns to shit.

[Va Lefty]

55. Traitor don

[Kirk Lover]

56. Deal breaker Donnie

[Fred Sanders]

57. Shutdown Don? Don Dealbreaker? Don the Con? Each day brings new shame to the country,

and more nicknames. You gotta keep laughing.

[Kirk Lover]

58. Oh I do like Shutdown Don...the illiteration is still there !

[Fred Sanders]

59. I will take that as a second and add to list. Will delete one.

[L. Coyote]

60. You left out: "Mother Russia, First Female President"