Trump Joke
A man dies and goes to heaven.
As he sits in a chair Jesus Christ takes a seat in front of him.
The man is confused because he is also surrounded by clocks
The man asks Jesus “What are all these clocks for???”
Jesus replies “These are lying clocks, the more you lie, everytime you lie, the hand turns one hour ahead”
The man asks “How about Mother Teresa's clock?”
Jesus points it out and said “It is at 12, meaning she never told a lie”
The man stares in awe and points out a clock, “Whose clock is that?”
Jesus answers,“That is Sally’s, it is at two, meaning she told 2 lies.”
The man gets curious because he can't find Donald Trump’s clock.
The man finally asks “Where is Donald Trump’s clock?”
Jesus calmly looks him dead in the eye and says,
“It's being used as a ceiling fan in God's office”
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