I DEMAND the Long-Form Girth Certificate!!!

[hatrack]

Who's with me, fellow patriots??!!??

[MontanaMama]

1. Count me in!!!

My people are looking into it and finding incredible information! Belieeeve me.

[Roland99]

2. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha

[NCTraveler]

3. .

[Wwcd]

4. Haaha.. Chris Hayes.."I'm a girther"

Link to tweet

?s=17

[SummerSnow]

5. here it is..

[leftieNanner]

20. THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!

We all need to laugh every day now. Thanks for posting!

[Heartstrings]

33. Thank you!

We do indeed need some humor in these times.

[Borchkins]

6. Raises hand

[greatauntoftriplets]

7. drumpf's girth certificate is fake!

[Cha]

12. That makes us Girthers

greataunt

[greatauntoftriplets]

14. The pig deserves it.

Cha

[Cha]

17. Yeah, we're not making shite. "239 lbs" LOL

[greatauntoftriplets]

19. Someone's full of shit and it's not us.

[smb]

44. 329 lbs, maybe... nt

[mcar]

8. Great one!

[peggysue2]

9. LOL!!

[50 Shades Of Blue]

10. ROFL!!!!!

[TheBlackAdder]

11. With Trump, it would be a short-form, very small indeed. I' say the size of a fortune cookie strip.

[Shrike47]

13. So do I! And I want people to stand near him with poles with inches marked off.

If he only went in to my credit union personally, a photo of him by the door would tell all.

[DoctorJoJo]

15. Priceless!!

[Kingofalldems]

16. Here's Trey Burton of the Philadelphia Eagles:

Link to tweet

[smb]

45. I've Seen A Bunch Of Pics...

...of guys who actually are 6'3" and around 239 pounds.

While that's not the way I swing, I presume that most straight women or gay men who peruse that photo gallery would then need to either 1)take a cold shower or 2)look a picture of the Dotard.

[irisblue]

18. Was a body fat analysis or measured by bone density BMI done?

And where is the written form online?

[leftieNanner]

21. If you look at a BMI Scale -

he is definitely obese. Especially since he is now saying that he's 6'3" and he used to be 6'2".

I don't know about you, but I've been getting shorter as I get older, not taller. But even at 6'3", he's at a BMI of 29/30, which is the obese level.

[JI7]

22. Lying about something so obvious just made things worse

For him.

[Liberalagogo]

23. I suppose that would be the only thing "long"

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about the shithole.

[Initech]

24. The girth certificate is fake! Trump does not weigh 239!

[Mc Mike]

25. You girther.

[Motley13]

26. did doc get his degree from trump U?

I might be suspicious, except he was also Obama's doc

[The_REAL_Ecumenist]

34. Nope, he got it from Walmart....

Though, some say it was from KMart @a bluelight special....

[bluecollar2]

27. Add me to the list

Demanding to see his girth certificate.

[Freethinker65]

28. Let us get (ex)sheriff Joe on this

[KT2000]

29. Public weigh-in

nothing short of that will do.
I am going to bet about 285.

[LoveMyCali]

36. Can they wheel one of those giant scales

that they use on the Biggest Loser into the State of the Union Address? Think of the ratings!

[KT2000]

37. LOL!!

[Blueplanet]

42. He looks like

he's about a biscuit away from 300 lbs.

[L. Coyote]

30. Petition time! Let's demand the girth certificate.

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[Tarc]

31. No one should be with you, as this is infantile fat-shaming

This isn't the place for that.

[The_REAL_Ecumenist]

35. Normally, i would agree BUT this fat ass has had NO problem fat shaming

everyone and their brother... Can't stand the heat, GTFO of the Kitchen.

[Tarc]

41. 109

"Welcome" to the DU.

[SergeStorms]

38. All well and good....

if it's possible to shame the person who's the object of the derision. Trump has no shame. He also has no empathy, no sympathy, no intelligence, no curiosity, no self-restraint, no honor, no integrity, and so on. Trump has attempted to shame entire races of people, not merely an individual. As such, I think this is the absolute BEST place in the world for an attempt at shaming Trump. Look at the pain, the ill-will, the depression and overall general malaise he's caused for countless Americans. Ordinarily I'd back you 100% on this, but this is Donald J. Trump we're talking about here.

If I've offended you or anyone else on DU let me apologize right now. That was never my intent.

[wolfie001]

39. Here we go with the polemics

That fat bastard Drumpft has attacked every woman over 120 lbs his whole life yet nobody can attack him. He's a glutton for Christ's sake! I'm with you Serge!

[smb]

46. Nope -- It's LIE Shaming

[Tarc]

51. You can word-mangle all you like to cover your prejudice

But it is what it is.

[TygrBright]

49. No, it's not fat-shaming. It's LIE-SHAMING.

I know the difference.

And I have more than once stood up against reflexive shaming, stigmatizing, and judging people based on physiological characteristics, here on DU.

This isn't about his weight. It's about his shameless LYING about his weight, and his staff promoting the collusion of a military physician in propagating that LIE.

Which is a dangerous, dangerous precedent.

So, yes.... I am all in favor of lie-shaming him.

Show us the long-form girth certificate, dude.

explicatorially,
Bright

[Tarc]

50. You can word-mangle all you like to cover your prejudice

But it is what it is.

[tymorial]

32. Lol . Seriously total laugh out loud

Brilliant simply brilliant

[wolfie001]

40. I vote YES to this thread!!!!!!

[smb]

43. Surely You Mean...

...the WIDE-Form Girth Certificate!

[Historic NY]

47. Measure that belt!!!

[raven mad]

48. Can I add all 104 pounds of mine?

[Eliot Rosewater]

52. Here here!!