Trump steps onto one of those new talking scales. What does it say?

[Atticus]

"One at a time, please!"

[dhill926]

1. "ouch!!!"

[lastlib]

2. "Get off me, you fat sonso'bitches!!"

DAYum-NAtion, you're FAT!! Go on a DIET, ferf&ucksakes!

[argyl]

3. Nothing. Its now broken.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. *CRUNCH*

[CentralMass]

5. XXXL Pant Load.

[3catwoman3]

6. AAUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mercy! Please, have mercy!

[JHB]

7. ....

[Marie Marie]

8. Atticus.....

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

9. Duuuuuuuuude! Nt

[meadowlander]

10. Back to the stable, genius.

[Cha]

11. lol

To all replies & OP..

"Help!"

[A HERETIC I AM]

12. Or....

“How did you get unhitched from the beer wagon?”

[trueblue2007]

13. get the hello off me you FAT Turd !!!