Rupert Murdoch Had An Accident

[bdamomma]

while yachting had a serious fall, announced on the crawl.

[TheDebbieDee]

1. Hear that? That's the sound of the world's tiniest violin...

[Generic Brad]

2. Rupert Murdoch had a great fall?

All the king's horses and all the king's men cannot put Rupert together again.

[BigmanPigman]

3. His back has a boo boo.

Boo Hoo!

[Tatiana]

4. Interesting.

I would never wish anyone direct harm. I will say I hope he gets the recovery someone of his talent deserves.

[safeinOhio]

5. At his age

a broken hip can be fatal.

[elleng]

9. if 'recovery' results in pneumonia, among other things.

[SharonAnn]

23. A bad fall can be cause by a stroke or other serious medical condition.

[Moostache]

6. Karma, when I was pleading to strike down the asshat, i meant the other one...POTUS one? (n/t)

[roamer65]

7. Damn, I was hoping fell overboard and eaten by sharks.

[lastlib]

20. No self-respecting shark would.......

[Leith]

27. Like the Joke Goes...

They won't attack him out of professional courtesy.

[Skittles]

8. Sad!

[Roland99]

10. While *yachting*.... *yachting*

[nolabear]

13. Rupert Big Pussy Murdoch

[Brother Buzz]

11. It happened days ago

Vanity Fair reported that the 86-year-old Murdoch was hurt while vacationing on son Lachlan Murdoch’s yacht in the Caribbean shortly after the New Year’s holiday. The injury resulted in a hospitalization.

[GeoWilliam750]

14. The link

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/01/rupert-murdoch-hospitalized-with-serious-back-injury

"Murdoch has maintained he intends to live forever. His mother passed away in 2012, just shy of her 104th birthday."

[UTUSN]

12. He was born?!1

[IluvPitties]

15. F U, Rupert

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

16. Some people say his sons were just trying to pull off a "Menendez" in a

much more subtle and discrete manner. Don't ask me. I'm just saying a lot of people are saying this.

[cloudbase]

17. I thought perhaps he'd

been struck by an idea.

[Jarqui]

18. My mother always encouraged

"if you don't have anything good to say, don't say it"

[Lint Head]

19. Was his yacht pulling into the Mur Dock?

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

[moondust]

21. Yes but...

he probably made another fortune on the stock markets today while he was hard at wurk on his yacht so the sacrifice paid off. See what hard wurk can do, all you shithole welfare queens?!

[TheBlackAdder]

22. Trump better get a food taster. The Russian mob or Russian handlers will Polonium-210 his ass.

They're probably tying up some loose ends.

[Upthevibe]

24. Just think of the damage this man has done.....

He brought us Fox News....think about that....where would we be if Fox News hadn't been a part of our world?

[TheBlackAdder]

25. Didn't Bill Clinton sign the update to the truth in media rules, allowing FOX to become bullshit?

[Golden Raisin]

28. Trump is apparently already paranoid about being poisoned.

The one I want protected and kept secure is Mueller.

[JI7]

29. yup, although i think and hope Mueller is already aware of this

[Freethinker65]

26. Paging Dr. Ronnie Jackson

[Laffy Kat]

30. He'll probably be fine. Why do assholes live so long?

Look at Cheney.

[MFM008]

31. Cheney died

Years ago. I don't know what is living in his skin.
As for Rupert ..........
My mom said if I can't have anything nice to say about anybody then don't talk..... Well shut up mom.... that's another maggot that's overdue to drop dead.

[OnDoutside]

32. Ironic considering the fate of his old adversary, Robert Maxwell.

[Kentonio]

33. I was thinking that.

Also heard recently that Maxwell was heavily tied into Russian organized crime too allegedly.

[OnDoutside]

35. Old Bob was definitely up to his eyeballs in anything shady alright.

[mnmoderatedem]

34. yeah he had an accident

he created Fox News.

And we're all paying the price.

[raven mad]

36. He was born? And left offspring?