Stormy Daniels: Trump asked her to spank him with a Forbes magazine that had him on the cover...

[HipChick]

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[Blue_Adept]

1. Well, the anti-spanking crowd is going to be all over this.

[Ilsa]

26. We could make an exception! nt

[rzemanfl]

2. Well, that's "generic." n/t

[malaise]

4. Getting up off the floor

literally

She'd better remember what happened to that madam from Louisiana.

[Chasstev365]

3. Well, in private Hitler once got excited by lying on the floor and being kicked by a woman

Two very messed up men with so many issues!

[Major Nikon]

73. Hitler was also into coprophilia, which is similar to Trump's fondness of urolagnia

[Pacifist Patriot]

76. Based upon my knowledge of Latin and Greek...

I'm going to guess I don't want to Google either of those words.

[Major Nikon]

77. #2 vs #1

[Pacifist Patriot]

78. Oh I assumed as much...and the potential image results.

[sweetroxie]

5. I'll beat him up

if that would please Dear Leader.

[iluvtennis]

59. I beat you in line....I'm first :-)

[Pachamama]

6. Meghan McCain can't handle the truth...

She hasn't seen or heard anything yet....

[Gothmog]

7. Arghh

[ProudLib72]

8. Don't evangelical xtians have spanking services?

Or did I dream that one?

[keithbvadu2]

57. We have Christians in America who teach how to beat babies.

We have Christians in America who teach how to beat babies.

These must be some lovely people (sarcasm).

Beating Babies in the Name of Jesus? The Shady World of Right-Wing 'Discipline' Guides

https://www.alternet.org/story/153006/beating_babies_in_the_name_of_jesus_the_shady_world_of_right-wing_'discipline'_guides

They even recommend what type of plumbing tubing to use.

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http://www.patheos.com/blogs/lovejoyfeminism/2013/04/some-quotes-from-michael-pearl.html

This Christian is Selling Child-Beating Sticks (But He Doesn’t Want the Internet to Find Out)

(easily fits in a ...diaper bag).

[MontanaMama]

9. Oh friends!

The pee pee tape has gotta be real!!!

What else does Stormy have up her sleeve? It doesn't stop with a little spanky panky...you gotta know that!

[Gothmog]

16. The pee tape is not going to go away

[MontanaMama]

18. I hope not.

And, I really really really don't want to see it.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

51. By time it comes out, it'll be ho-hum. Putin's disruption capital is diminishing in value daily. .nt

[MontanaMama]

71. It sure seems like it.

Never thought we'd be neck deep in something so convoluted fighting for the soul of our country but here we are.

[bpj62]

10. Fifty Shades of Orange

Sorry I couldn't help myself.

[underpants]

11. ✅

[Sancho]

69. Haha...I had the same thought...

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=10116967

[democratisphere]

12. Stormy would be a great replacement for Kelly as Chief of Staff.

[nolabear]

13. Shes more a Chief of Rod.

[trof]

22. They rod and thy staff...OK, I get it

[CentralMass]

56. Kellywise

[Old Vet]

14. Why doesnt Larry Flynt jump on this story? Didnt he offer stupid money for dirt on 45

[Gothmog]

15. From my twitter feed

Link to tweet

[HipChick]

25. Will be interesting to see how the pajama pants tie in

[Tommy_Carcetti]

17. Yeah, I'm thinking the pee on the bed thing is looking a lot more plausible right now. nt

[DesertRat]

19. ...

[world wide wally]

20. How did she know which end to spank?

[Wwcd]

35. Butthead & ...well umm...butthead I guess

[TalenaGor]

53. haaaaa!!!!!

[milestogo]

21. At the center of Trump's sexual fantasies - is Trump.

[msongs]

23. twitter's true purpose - gossip, rumour, fake news nt

[.99center]

28. Take it up with MotherJones

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2018/01/stormy-daniels-once-claimed-she-spanked-donald-trump-with-a-forbes-magazine/

[HipChick]

32. Exactly...Daniels also passed a polygraph..

[HipChick]

29. Twitter is just a medium....

[.99center]

24. Rumor is...

Ivanka was also on the cover, along with Jr.

[Blue_Tires]

27. Even Anthony Weiner thinks that's perverted...

[lark]

30. How that fat ass must have quivered.

[Buns_of_Fire]

41. So much for ever eating Jell-O again. Especially in a mold. nt

[lunasun]

43. It's out there if you want it

[NewJeffCT]

31. Did she pee on the magazine first?

inquiring minds want to know

[HipChick]

33. Off to DU Greatest Page with you..

[gratuitous]

36. Did Trump ask her to call him Daddy?

The Bible Belt voters have got to be just so proud of themselves and their hero.

[Wwcd]

34. Wait till Mueller gets hold of Trumps ass.

There is no more repulsive human being than donald j trump, on the face of the earth.

[ornotna]

37. NO!

Need more internet!

[Buns_of_Fire]

38. Forbes? Okay, NOW we're getting into a weird area. nt

[Turbineguy]

39. He's a

very sick man.

[pnwmom]

40. When he's in prison he'll find people willing to accommodate. nt

[lunasun]

42. At least he knows he's a bad bad boy

[Miles Archer]

44. I understand money, I understand "power," and I understand sex...

...I can't understand having sex with Trump for any reason. Life's too short. There are over seven and a half billion people on the planet. Seems to me like finding a more desirable sex partner would be a breeze with those numbers.

I get inserting one's self into Trump's "orbit" to gain access to what he has access to.

I understand the publicity that comes from being photographed with Trump.

I get it all, right up until the clothes come off.

Then I no longer get it.

[Kirk Lover]

54. He should of spanked himself, a little self flagellation.

[unc70]

67. That would put him in Opus Dei territory

Ready to be on the SC bench

[LuckyCharms]

45. Jesus...everyone relax already.

It's not like he asked her to spank with with a Forbes Magazine that had a picture of him on the cover or something...

Oh wait...

[Initech]

46. Excuse me a minute...

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[yardwork]

47. This thread is hilarious.

[tanyev]

48. Well, sure. If it were an issue with someone else on the cover, that would just be weird.

Right?

[Virtual Burlesque]

49. Somehow it all seems so right to me.

Punishing Trump's ass with his face, and punishing his face with his ass.

Like a Zen koan, the sound of one ass meeting.

[orangecrush]

50. ...

[TalenaGor]

52. I....

Ok I've stared at this for 5 minutes and I still don't know what to say.....

[Puzzler]

55. Im officially speechless

-Puzzler

[Bucky]

58. I'm not convinced the Shark Week thing isn't kinkier

"...in a 2009 email shared with Mother Jones: “She says one time he made her sit with him for three hours watching ‘shark week.’ Another time he had her spank him with a Forbes magazine.” ''

Honestly, since the Forbes Magazine had Trump himself on the front cover, I don't think that Revelation really tells us anything new.

But Shark Week! How do you get weirder than Shark Week fetishes

[HipChick]

65. Between Shark Week and the Gorilla Channel..

I really don't know what to say any more..

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

60. So he could kiss his own ass?

[Jarqui]

61. So what did Ivanka spank her daddy with ?

The comedians are going to have a field day with this.

[Richard D]

62. If I drill a hole in my skull

and pour bleach in, will it take that image away?

[SunSeeker]

63. But he didn't ask for a golden shower?

[JoeOtterbein]

64. Now I know what it feels like to want to vomit and laugh at the same time!

[no_hypocrisy]

66. Kinky . . . .

[L. Coyote]

68. LOL:

Link to tweet

[HipChick]

72. LMAO....Asking for a friend..

Did they use campaign money to pay her off?

[L. Coyote]

74. Tell your friend,

Yes, campaign rubles.

[HipChick]

75. Lmao...!

[Sancho]

70. The current events quiz in the 8th grade of Podunk Jr. High will be interesting this week.