"I'll give her a week."

[Miles Archer]

Seven months before an alleged tryst with porn star Stormy Daniels, Donald Trump told radio host Howard Stern that he would give his pregnant wife, Melania, a couple of days — or maybe a week — to regain her model figure after giving birth.

“You know, Howard, she’s got the kind of a body and makeup where, about one day after the baby, it’s going to be the same as it was before,” Trump said during an appearance on Stern’s show on Dec. 7, 2005.

“You’re giving her one day?” Stern asked.

“One or two,” Trump replied.

Moments later, the future president reconsidered. “I think I’ll give her a week,” he said. “No, I’ll give her a week.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2018/01/19/ill-give-her-a-week-to-lose-the-baby-weight-trump-said-of-melania-months-before-alleged-tryst-with-porn-star/?utm_term=.2fc5dd85b3a6

[IluvPitties]

1. What a nasty human being.

He's a curved mirror in which America can see its deformed self.

[Wwcd]

3. K & R perfect analogy.."He's a curved mirror in which America can see its deformed self."

I try to imagine what we'll look like after Mueller clears the mob influence from our lives.

[Ohiogal]

2. I can't even come up with any words to reply to that.

[JHB]

5. "Despicable fuckwad" is a starting point...

It can go on from there, and need not be limited to English.

[Ohiogal]

12. That's good, thank you!

[Wounded Bear]

4. Clueless, utterly clueless and narcissistic...

[Wwcd]

6. Its stunning isn't it.

He defines 'Loser.'

[NCTraveler]

7. What a sorry piece of shit.

Republican family values. Wasn't this scumbag the head speaker at the value voters summit?

[Hekate]

8. What a living nightmare. One of his ex wives said he used to watch every bite of food she ate. nt

[maxsolomon]

9. He was joking

kidding/not kidding is his modus operandi.

[gratuitous]

10. It's called "kidding on the square"

So that the despicable thing someone said can always be walked back as "just a joke" for outsiders. But the people the joke is directed at know better, and they've been put on notice.

[maxsolomon]

11. i've never heard that.

is it a regional colloquialism?

[gratuitous]

14. I first came across it in Al Franken's book

"Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them." Apparently it's been around for many years.

[Buns_of_Fire]

13. So sayeth the country's walking Adonis. nt

[smirkymonkey]

15. What a disgusting PIG!

First of all, he is physically repulsive. Who does he think he is demanding perfection of any woman, especially the woman who just gave birth to his child. Secondly, why should he care what she looks like when he's sleeping around with porn models? It's all about his ego. He needs to be SEEN with someone who LOOKS like a model even though every rational person on earth understands that most women who have just given birth need some time to "get their figure back".

God, he just makes me want to vomit!

[left-of-center2012]

16. ...

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

17. It's amazing how he's maintained his boyish figure all these years..... He's shaped

like a giant baby.

[DavidDvorkin]

18. It sounds like a prediction, not a threat

He was predicting that based on her "model figure".

He's a vile creature, but this seems to be unrelated to his vileness.