Porn star- "I can definitely describe his (Trump's) junk perfectly..."

[DemocratSinceBirth]

Sex with Trump was “textbook generic” but “wasn’t bad” either

“The sex was nothing crazy. He wasn’t like, chain me to the bed or anything. It was one position. I can definitely describe his junk perfectly, if I ever have to. He definitely seemed smitten after that,” Daniels said of her rendezvous with Trump.


https://www.politico.com/story/2018/01/19/stormy-daniels-trump-porn-star-interview-349311

[femmocrat]

1. T.M.I. nt

[Tipperary]

9. Yes. Who cares what this woman says.

[Major Nikon]

32. Trump

[Dulcinea]

2. That's a visual I can live without. nt

[indigoth]

3. Hmmmmm

Could be useful in a court of law

[YessirAtsaFact]

14. Exactly

[CottonBear]

4. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwewwwwwwwwww! Yuck. Bleh. TMI.

[Hugin]

5. Some say it's in grape territory...

Others say, raisin.

I have no opinion. :blech:

[IluvPitties]

6. Not interested, thanks.

[C_U_L8R]

7. "....imagine a candy circus peanut..."

[enid602]

28. Certs

Or a half a pack of Certs.

[C_U_L8R]

30. One tiny tic-tac

[thbobby]

8. I would rather

hear a mortician describe a corpse perfectly.

[MineralMan]

10. Oh, do tell, dear.

Give us a description of the President's twig and berries.

[TBA]

11. Textbook Generic

They did it missionary style and she got no attention.

[imanamerican63]

12. It was tiny, just like his tiny hands!

[L. Coyote]

13. In one word, "orange."

[FreepFryer]

15. In a vid,

[ProudLib72]

16. I don't believe her

How many dudes' junk has she seen, and she remembers his in detail? Nope, not buying it.

[Motownman78]

17. I do

Most of the dudes she was with were not A-list celebrities with their own tv shows and supposed billionaires. If you had a chance to sleep with Katy Perry (for an example), I bet you would remember that experience really well.

[Egnever]

18. Hmm you think Trump has a standard porn sized appendage?

There wouldn't possibly be something a little different about him? That might be memorable?

[madinmaryland]

21. Let's just say that tRump is not in the same league with Ron Jeremy when it comes

to his package size.

[ProudLib72]

23. The Russian prostitute involved in the pee fest said it was a "grape"

I'm not so sure about that, but it could have been memorable if true. If he were average and they had generic sex, then what would be so memorable? I think she's just playing it up.

[FarCenter]

20. Porn stars probably have a well developed vocabulary for such descriptions

Sort of like oenophiles describing wine or Inuit describing snow.

[moondust]

19. Can we call him Pee Wee?

[smirkymonkey]

22. Groooossss!

Don't want to hear it!

[Vinca]

24. Be a good girl and DON'T tell us about it.

[tavernier]

25. Lucky lady! Generic sex with a fat old pervert!

And she got to spank him.

Dang... My life seems so dull now!

[roamer65]

26. Please save it for the court case, Stormy.

TMI.

[Different Drummer]

27. I appreciate the offer, Stormy, but you don't have to. Really.

[gibraltar72]

29. Stormy went on

to say. He said he fisted me but I didn't really notice.

[Ohiogal]

31. How much Viagra did he have to take?

EWWWWWW

[Ken Burch]

33. "Did any of you have a magnifying glass when you were a kid?"