Zombie roadkill on a roll. Please come CAPTION Joe Arpaio!!!

[skip fox]

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Former Sheriff Joe ("Drop it, Numbnuts!" ) Arpaio is saying: "But the main reason I filed to have the contempt-of-court conviction cleared, Airy, is so I can run for Senate. Then I will be able to write stronger and better laws that we must all abide, everybody. . . . Surely that will make sense to the District Court."



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Above CAPTION based (loosely) on the following story at The Hill linked at DU (and, the "Airy" is on purpose):

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10141966468

[underpants]

1. I always wondered what happened to rejected Muppet characters

Okay that's not fair. I'm just amazed someone figured out how to get a lump of mashed potatoes to wear a tie.

[skip fox]

2. The Man Who Had a Potato for a Brain.

I like the ring of that.

[skip fox]

3. J.A. continues:

"I'll tell you, Airy boy, an I.Q is highly overrated. . . . First of all, you can't even pronounce it. . . . Second , nobody really knows what it means. . . . It's not even a real word, for gosh sake!"