Happy Anniversary Donald and Melania!:

[Kingofalldems]

Or as one poster in the article said-- 'fakeiversary'.

Link to tweet

[Freethinker65]

1. Sad.

[Ohiogal]

2. She's thinking

"I hope he doesn't expect any nookie tonight"

[TheBlackAdder]

15. So, did they retire back to his and her's bedrooms?

[SoCalMusicLover]

3. She Always Looks So Happy

They're both MISERABLE humans.

[dixiegrrrrl]

8. Did you mean UNhappy?

I figured out why she does not smile much...
it slows getting wrinkles around the mouth and cheeks.
seriously heard someone say that as "looking younger" trick.

[crazycatlady]

16. The work she's had done probably makes it hard for her to smile

[Vinca]

4. Can you imagine . . . 13 years with that POS?

No amount of money in the world is worth it.

[Ohiogal]

9. Amen!

[imanamerican63]

5. "Low key"?

Trump has never done anything "low key "!

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

6. I've never seen a more affectionate couple

[DonaldsRump]

7. Has Trump said anything more about Melania's working in the US on a tourist visa? n/t

[ProudLib72]

10. What did they get each other for presents?

Matching red hand marks where they slapped each other in the face?

[edbermac]

11. Dedicating this song to the happy couple!

[Pachamama]

12. Perfect.....

Stormy....Weather....

[nolabear]

14. Ive had that damned song in my head for two weeks!

I keep trying to come up with a rhyme for Daniels but I don’t think Melania likes dogs. 😄

[gibraltar72]

13. You mean porn star1

right.

[dalton99a]

17. Go fuck yourselves.