Noted 60's author pens long awaited sequel

[Bob Loblaw]

Author of the classic tomes of my youth Stains on My Mattress and The Ballad of Rusty Bedsprings,
I. P. Freely will soon release another destined to be classic: I was Trump's Strumpet. Look for it on Amazon soon.

[L. Coyote]

1. "Statistics show that people who have the most birthdays, live the longest." I. P. Freely

“While we read Twitter, we are insane—bonkers. We believe in the existence of bullshitters who aren't there, we hear their voices... Sanity returns (in most cases) when the tab is closed.” ― Ursula K. Le Gone

[Lint Head]

2. My High School life was changed forever when I read,

Under the Bleachers by Seymour Butts.

[Bob Loblaw]

4. Who among us wasn't moved by

Forty Yards to the Outhouse?

[GeorgeGist]

15. By Will E. Makeit?

[Bob Loblaw]

16. Yes

Photography by Betty Wont.

[eleny]

3. Falling Over Mt. Everest by Eileen Dover

A perennial classic.

[Bob Loblaw]

6. She was pushed by her husband Ben

nt

[eleny]

7. Lol!

[Aristus]

5. 'The Hole In The Mattress'

by Mr. Completely.

[Bob Loblaw]

8. Illustrated by Holden Magroin

nt

[Iggo]

9. You forgot my favorite: "Yellow River"

[Bob Loblaw]

11. I couldnt finish that one

I felt the narrative was too meandering

[ProudLib72]

10. The True tRump Physical

By Dr. I.C. Spotz

[Bob Loblaw]

12. Ask your doctor if

getting off your ass is right for you

[ProudLib72]

13. I found the Dr tRump sent Stormy to after he gave her the clap

[Bob Loblaw]

14. You win