Why is Trump flying back home, a long trip for a short speech.

[Demtexan]

I wonder.

[rickford66]

1. To pick out the new fridge

[safeinOhio]

3. Drum roll please....good one.

[JDC]

4. 24 million worth.

[Demtexan]

10. Five of them.

Supose to hold 3000 meals or something.

Or 3000 Big Macs.

[WhiteTara]

14. That price tag is for 2 refrigerators

Not 5...there are 5 all together, but only 2 are being replaced. Yikes.

[Demtexan]

16. Damn.

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Are they made out of gold.

$12,000,000 per.


MRES would be a lot cheaper.

[jalan48]

11. Oh yeah

[Butterflylady]

2. Maybe

He ran out of his tighty whiteys.

[Demtexan]

7. Hugh big tighty whiteys.

[smirkymonkey]

18. Jumbos!

[sprinkleeninow]

26. Color coded so no mistaking front from back.

I caint believe I said that. Not very ladylike. But then again.....😜

[nadine_mn]

30. I'm so sorry - but the unladylike remark reminded me of an old joke

What is the difference between "rude" and "crude"

Rude is when you throw your underwear against the wall

Crude is when it sticks

I'm sorry - I couldn't stop my self

[sprinkleeninow]

31. Ya couldn't hep yerself! It happens to the best of us.

Me and my other half's favorite dirty one--

Q: What does toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common?

A: They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

[I am supposta be a mature woman. 😝]

[TarponSnook]

5. He had to feed...

his pet rat Stephen Miller.

[Demtexan]

6. Good one.

[Cha]

23. lol.. shoulda left him enough bottles

of cheeze whiz and whine

[lpbk2713]

8. No need to stick around.

He knows no one wants to talk to him.

[Demtexan]

9. Must have been a fun flight home.

Thought I heard some screaming when I was outside.

The mouth heard around the world.

[madamesilverspurs]

12. He had to fly home.

It's just too far to walk.


.

[Demtexan]

13. Good.

He is so full of hot air he could have floated home.

[mythology]

20. Given his hatred of exercise, down the block is too far too walk

[UTUSN]

15. Hey!1 - *He* ain't paying for it!1

[Demtexan]

17. That to.

Also I think he was not treated well.

He got his feelings hurt.

[smirkymonkey]

19. I can't imagine that there was one European that took him seriously.

I am sure he was a laughingstock. Although he probably thought they were laughing with him, not at him.

[MFM008]

21. To make those who

Rejected him as citizen bow down to the office.
Force their attention if not respect.
It's good to be the king...right?

[Tipperary]

22. You mean he is going back? I am afraid I have just not been keeping up lately.

[DFW]

24. Here in Europe, he suffers from the Rodney Dangerfield syndrome

"He just don't get no respect."

[Hekate]

25. I love it that he got booed and hissed

I also love it that The Guggenheim offered him a golden throne.

[DFW]

29. Maybe they will weld him to it. n/t

[sprinkleeninow]

27. He was alerted that the bugged spying microwave picked up

some brand new dirt. 🤣

[KY_EnviroGuy]

28. Found out he couldn't play golf.

Snow is too deep for nine holes even using fluorescent orange balls. Wasted trip. Advance planning team should have known.

Also, KFC deliveries are always cold by the time they make it to his hotel.

..................

[sprinkleeninow]

32. You know, this is the holder of the highest office of the U.S.

Such derision is warranted, but it grieves me so that this is what we have.

Who could ever have imagined.

It is a daily Twilight Zone reality.

Somebody help us please.

[MoonRiver]

35. We went through it for 8 years under Bush Junior.

Really hoping it's not that long this time!

[sprinkleeninow]

39. That span of time was insufferable.

I found DU in 2001 and joined in. It helped my psyche.
Then I curtailed bc of life stuff, my mom and her medical emergency. But I had peace, peace, beautiful peace.

Now this. No comparison considering the magnitude. But shrub* and co. were just another stepping stone so to speak.


💙󾓦💪🗽

[Luz]

33. Because he gave HIS speech, so it must be finished.

[MoonRiver]

34. Maybe to deal with his disintegrating marriage?

Nawww, he could care less about those things.

[lindysalsagal]

36. Because all hell broke loose while he was gone?

His demented mind probably thinks he can staunch the bleeding if he's here.

[Sancho]

37. He had to get his clothes and golf clubs off the front lawn at Mar-a-largo...

meanwhile Melania is eating caviar and cake and telling the Ft. Laud crowd true stories...

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

38. They don't serve Happy Meals at Davos

Also, the boos he got when he riffed on the fake and dishonest media might have thrown him off his game. That's a big applause line when he's holding one of his rallies for the deplorables.

[sprinkleeninow]

40. Hi there. How you be?

I didn't have intentions of derailing your OP. Apologies.

Received ingenious responses! It lightens our load to let loose here and there.

I should refrain from posting in the middle of the night. I assume another persona it seems.

Hope you are faring well.

[Demtexan]

41. I love the posts.

GD was sounding a little grim.

[sprinkleeninow]

42. You post a thought and DU runs with it!

It helps one's psyche to exchange with like-minded peoples.

[Demtexan]

43. Sure does.

We needed a good laugh.