How coked up will Snorty McDouchebag be on Tuesday?

[thegoose]

I predict he'll be tweaked to the max, snorting away like a brahma bull. Because if he just reads written words, he'll be all glum and pouty. There's asshole Dump and there's...well...bigger asshole Dump.

[C_U_L8R]

1. Sniffle city. Snort fest.

Gonna need Trump Toot Bingo or something

[Different Drummer]

2. Snorty McDouchebag...

[NurseJackie]

3. They'll blame it on loose dentures... but I believe he doesn't even wear dentures.

[thegoose]

12. That's right

They're either phony baloney implants or caps.

[IluvPitties]

4. I really hope he snorts a whole bag.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. I don't think he uses. He's that way all by himself.

The sniffling is an indication of stress, not coke.

[JDC]

6. Xanax can cause a runny nose. Also slurring and dry mouth

Shaking hands, etc. I think he pops them like candy. Especially before a big speech like this one.

[rurallib]

7. Past his bedtime, won't be able to watch Hannity, maybe have his burgers cut for the night

so his hands aren't greasy - could be a rough one for old Donnie.

[Mc Mike]

8. Rec # 10, for Snorty McDouchebag. nt

[dflprincess]

9. I'm just hoping he goes off script and finally goes so far off the deep end

even the Republicans can't ignore it.

Or maybe someone could feed in lines into the teleprompter where he admits he committed treason and announces his resignation. You know he really doesn't pay attention to the words that he reads.

[OhioBlue]

11. lol - I thought about that too. I hope he has a complete break with reality

and cusses out the members of both houses, both parties - calls them names and then tells them and the public they should kiss his ass because he never wanted the job to begin with, does a mic drop and trips down the stairs.

[Abu Pepe]

10. I think he snorts an ADHD med that is prescribed to take in pill form

He crushres then up and snorts then, IMHO

[NightWatcher]

13. You know he's going to need a drink of water too

[thegoose]

14. Tiny hands!

And idiots still voted for him despite that absurd hairdo.... I just can't get over that.