"Trump became President tonight!"

[Aristus]

Anyone want to take bets on how many Fox News fuckbrains are going to be saying that after the SOTU tonight?

Especially if he doesn't soil himself or eat a puppy?

[C_U_L8R]

1. That giant sucking sound

Unfortunately we all know what it is and it ain't the one Ross Perot was forecasting.

[fleur-de-lisa]

2. If Van Jones says it again, and cries while doing so,

I will lose my damn mind!

I don't care what the fuckbrains at Fox do, but Van Jones, PLEASE, DON'T DO IT!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. I hope he got enough grief from the last time that he'll restrain himself.

[NewJeffCT]

12. I used to like Van Jones before that

I completely lost respect for him when he made that comment.

[fleur-de-lisa]

13. I still like him and I plan to watch his new show

but, good grief, that was painful to watch.

[Fred Sanders]

16. Did show Van Jones is susceptible to propaganda and one should be careful of his opinions.

[kimbutgar]

3. I know Tweety on M$NBC will be saying that!

[doc03]

4. I wouldn't doubt there will be some on MSNBC like maybe

Tweety'

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. All he has to do is read most of the words on the teleprompter

and refrain from using the N-word or farting too loudly, and he's home free.

[SoCalMusicLover]

7. Faux News Will Be Faux News

Why expect any different?

If he did soil himself, they would explain it away, have no fear.

"Well Sean, that was a bit disgusting, but it's a long speech, and it would have been rude for him to pause for a bathroom break, and keep the nation waiting. I'm giving him a mulligan on that one, and I'm sure he won't do it again. Or at least not for another year."

[Ohiogal]

8. I don't care what the Fox fuckbrains say

We all know the truth is out there! Like Fox Mulder.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

9. Drinking game.....The word "I".........How many times will Trump say it?

Every time he says it, take a shot of your favorite booze. Trump seems to be in love with the word.

[Aristus]

11. GOD No! I have to work tomorrow!

And, you know, for the rest of the week. That much drinking would put me in a coma...

[ProudMNDemocrat]

14. You could bang your head on the coffee table then.....

You will just have a black and blue marks instead.

[SoCalMusicLover]

10. Faux Defends Puppy Eating

"I agree with what you said Sean. That puppy was cute, but he was obviously part of the FBI conspiracy against Drumpf, and he had to go."

[Rhiannon12866]

15. And not for the first time