Is Jeff Sessions part Hobbit?

[jalan48]

[CincyDem]

1. yep - both halves. n/t

[radical noodle]

2. Leprechaun

He's looking for the pot of gold in trump's bathroom.

[Pope George Ringo II]

3. Actually, he was originally a normal Hobbit.

Then he found a magic ring which twisted him into the creature we see today.

[Old Terp]

4. Don't think so.

Hobbits have a sense of humor.

[rzemanfl]

5. No, it's just the cookie side of the family coming out. n/t

[tanyev]

6. Kate McKinnons brilliant SNL impression has several times mentioned the possum side of the family.

[BlueIdaho]

7. No, No, No, No ,No

He’s a fascist Keebler elf.

[meow2u3]

8. He's the elf the Keebler company rejected

Keebler's elves are supposed to be jolly and Sessions is everything but.

[ProudLib72]

9. Half hobbit, half orc, half human

He's a very large man.

[SoCalMusicLover]

10. My Dog Is Named Bilbo

He thinks that is an insult to Hobbits everywhere.

[jalan48]

11. I don't know a lot about Hobbits but he's a peculiar looking specimen.

[a kennedy]

12. OMGAWD......I just thought the same thing.

[milestogo]

13. Half Smurf, half Keebler Elf

[Blaukraut]

14. Nah. More like Hobbit gone Bad: Gollum n/t

[Nevilledog]

15. The truth

[kairos12]

16. Evil Keebler elf.

[SammyWinstonJack]

17. Ha! Evil keebler elf.

[Efilroft Sul]

18. Yes, he's Beauregard Sackville-Baggins