What's rocking John Bolton's tiny little world? Come CAPTION the gnarly spud!!!

[skip fox]

John ("I'm looking at the world thru merde colored glasses&quot Bolton is saying: "Michelle Bachmann is absolutely right calling out suspected members of The Muslim Brotherhood who are seeking to infiltrate our entire government. They have apparently already seized the administrative branch. . . . In they end they're planning on to take over all three and killing (they call it 'religious correction') everyone of us who doesn't pray to the same way, to the same ridiculous god, who doesn't eat like them, or who doesn't have foreskins that look like theirs. I tell you . . . . (blah, blah, blah)!"

[rustydog]

1. Mr. Bolton, one question: " Why do you hate America?"

actually, may I ask one more? "Why aren't you in jail?"

[pinboy3niner]

4. Another question...

"How smart are you, really, when you run to embrace Bachmann just when everyone else, even in your own party, is running AWAY????"

[hifiguy]

2. "Ah'm the rootinest' tootinest' shootinest' hombre

north, south, east or west of the Pecos!!"

[doohnibor]

9. And even IN the Pecos!

[Lint Head]

3. We need to alert Bunny Rabbit and Mister Green Jeans immediately!

[skip fox]

5. sweet old memories

[33Greeper]

6. I'm pretty sure that

this is the anonymous advisor on Rmoney's foreign policy team that issued the "Anglo-Saxon Heritage" racist dog whistle in the U.K. today.

[skip fox]

8. I wouldn't doubt it. It sounds like him both in hrasing and thinking.

[Arugula Latte]

7. "In fact, the Muslim Brotherhood has invaded my 'stache and is advancing rapidly into my nostrils."

[skip fox]

10. "It's time to realize the rest of the world wants to snuff us out!"