Hairgate: What can Dolt45 do to avoid look like a dogs butt?

[HipChick]

[Ohiogal]

1. My dog's butt looks WAY better than Trump FROM THE FRONT!

[get the red out]

6. My two dogs also

[Eliot Rosewater]

2. Honest question to our resident "hair challenged" posters.

If you had all the money in the world because you were an international money launderer tied directly to murder and murderous dictators, couldnt you buy a hairpiece that looks better than this or get some sort of surgery?

[Docreed2003]

5. Exactly

Pay for a gotdamn hair transplant! I’m sure he can afford the “best” surgeon’s with “the best” outcomes. It’s like he has some weird Samson fear or something.

[marylandblue]

11. They all look like crap and fool nobody

I wear a buzz cut so you can see exactly what's missing, and challenging my genes to take the rest. Balding and Proud!

[Buns_of_Fire]

3. Put it in a ponytail. Then he can look like a horse's ass.

Oh, wait...

[rateyes]

4. If my dog had his face Id shave his butt

and teach him to walk backwards!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

7. Mullet. Totally bad-ass mullet. Oh, yeah. Rock the Oval Office! nt

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

8. Comb overs never fool anyone.

Look, guys, your gender tends to go bald. Embrace it.

[jalan48]

9. I expect him to turn around and have the face of a ghoul. Creepy.

[LuckyCharms]

10. Put his head in a wood chipper. n/t

[frazzled]

12. Stocking cap

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[haele]

13. Oh, for heaven's sake, just shave it all off.

And just get a good wig if he really wants to pretend he has hair.
He knows enough TV and Movie people, he should be able to get one that stands up to 4K scrutiny - something like the first Thor movie wig Chris Harmsworth wore.

Haele

[JDC]

14. Bobby pins, like he had in Mexico

I guess we know why he had those in then.

[gibraltar72]

15. Refuse to go out

when wind is more than 5 miles an hour.

[Gothmog]

16. LOL

[malaise]

17. This one is great

[HipChick]

19. Excellent!

[jmowreader]

18. Confess to his crimes and turn himself in

There's not much wind in a supermax cell. His bad hair won't be a problem then.