The DOW is dropping faster than....

[oldmanandthesea]

Roy Moore's pants at the Huntsville Forever 21.

[Laffy Kat]

1. LOL!

Good one.

[onecaliberal]

2. Thank you for the laugh.

[Roland99]

3. faster than trump campaign and admin members quitting or being fired

[Cryptoad]

4. Welcome to DU,,,,,Comrade!

[gay texan]

5. Dropping faster than

A prostitutes jaw once Trump's Whitney tighties hits the floor!

Woo Hoo!!!!

[calimary]

6. Welcome to DU, oldmanandthesea!

That's GREAT!

Hits it straight outta the ballpark!

[Fullduplexxx]

7. Lol

[malaise]

8. Ethical standards at the WH n/t

[smirkymonkey]

17. Good one Malaise!

[hibbing]

9. Nice! Needed the laugh, I'll cry when I check my accounts n/t

[hatrack]

10. What's left of John Kelly's reputation

[japple]

11. Dropping faster than Melania's libido.

eom

[rpannier]

18. I disagree

She looked pretty happy with her marine escort

[47of74]

12. LOL

[videohead5]

13. Than

Stormy Daniels dress.

[phleshdef]

14. Urine from a Russian hooker's bladder all over Trump's face.

[Va Lefty]

15. Nice!

Welcome

[gibraltar72]

16. Having sold securities I can confidently say.

The market is officially tired of winning. So much winning. It doesn't want to win anymore.

[TheOther95Percent]

19. I gave you a heart for the laugh

[lindysalsagal]

20. than yellow hair off a horse's ass.