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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

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Fri Feb 9, 2018, 03:05 PM Feb 2018

Kim Jong Un Taunts Trump with Photo of Hair Withstanding Gale-Force Wind



PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—In a week when Donald J. Trump suffered the worst hair day of his Presidency, North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un taunted his American nemesis by releasing a photo of his own hair easily withstanding a gale-force wind.

The photo showed a broadly smiling Kim, his hair seemingly unperturbed by what the state-run Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) claimed were winds gusting up to fifty miles per hour.

According to KCNA’s news release, “Dear Leader’s mighty wind-resistant raven mane easily overmatches the American dotard’s sparse bleached strands.”

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/kim-jong-un-taunts-trump-with-photo-of-hair-withstanding-gale-force-wind?mbid=nl_Borowitz%20020918&CNDID=25394153&spMailingID=12905072&spUserID=MTMzMTgyNjg0NzM5S0&spJobID=1340825903&spReportId=MTM0MDgyNTkwMwS2
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Kim Jong Un Taunts Trump with Photo of Hair Withstanding Gale-Force Wind (Original Post) Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Feb 2018 OP
wow even the korean ocean can withstand alleged 50mph gales w/barely a ripple nt msongs Feb 2018 #1
"dotards sparse bleached strands." lunasun Feb 2018 #2
Hilarious malaise Feb 2018 #4
He does have better hair dalton99a Feb 2018 #3

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