Going to Florida to comfort the people.

[slater71]

Than on to my estate to play golf the rest of the weekend.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. If something terrible had happened to me or my family,

Trump is the last person on earth I'd want to show up to "comfort" me. He would just be adding insult to injury.

[tenderfoot]

2. I wonder if he'll toss paper towels at the victims family members

eom

[diva77]

3. will you be tossing boxes of kleenex to the crowd that shows up to your press conference?

[TeamPooka]

4. "Thanks for coming to see me! Everybody have a good time!" Trump condolences

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. "Wow, look at this happy crowd. It's yuuuuuge"

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. First thing is optional, second is a must.

Priorities, right?

[onecaliberal]

7. There is no chance I would spend a nano second with dump. Hes the last fucker I want to see

[PA Democrat]

8. He can tell the victims' families to "have a good time"

like he did with hurricane victims.