What would you call the movie about the rise and fall of Groper Don the Con

[malaise]

My title - The Despicable Deplorable Dotard of a Despot

[PJMcK]

1. Shit For Brains (n/t)

[malaise]

32. Too easy

[TexasProgresive]

2. "Groping for Greatness"

[malaise]

23. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[Xipe Totec]

3. Quo Evadis? nt

[malaise]

18. Explain the E

but I'm impressed

[meow2u3]

45. Quo Evadis faux latin

Who Evades?

[malaise]

47. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[Xipe Totec]

70. Accidentally, it turns out to be real Latin

meaning: I survive?

But your interpretation of who evades is what I was going for.

[malaise]

88. My Latin teacher just rolled in her grave

We were her last Latin class

[Orange Free State]

115. Edward Tinyhands n/t

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

4. Here yah go...

Trump: Trumped.

[malaise]

24. Brief and to the point

[csziggy]

99. Here is the trailer - which leaves out the surprise in the middle!

[malaise]

125. LOL

Freaking Brilliant

[csziggy]

158. What's brilliant is that it was done two years ago! nt

[grantcart]

154. "Springtime for Hitler II - the American Encore"

We have to reanimate Zero Mostel to play Trump

[dchill]

5. Four no Trump.

[malaise]

33. Explain

I'm lost

[dchill]

97. Blending of a bridge bet and the number of...

Trump's "tricked" (indicted.)

[Docreed2003]

6. No Country for Orange Turds

[malaise]

34. Hhahahahaha

[WhiteTara]

7. We Called It Treason!

[malaise]

22. Good one

[FM123]

8. Trumpocalypse Now

[malaise]

35. Too easy

[FM123]

69. Ok, how about...

The Ugly Bigly Truth
or Coward's End...

[malaise]

147. The Ugly Bigly Truth

[MoonRiver]

9. Comb over Dunce

[malaise]

20. Hehehehehehheheh

[muriel_volestrangler]

10. The Resistible Rise of Cadet Bone Spur (nt)

[malaise]

21. Nice

[RestoreAmerica2020]

11. El Feo Gringo, The Ugly American (vicente fox' apt name for dotard)

Feo- ugly inside and out, in his alma y corazon or el mal fringe: bad, evi, sinister; both denotes a bad person

[malaise]

25. Classic

Nice

[mahatmakanejeeves]

12. Citizen Trump. NT

[malaise]

30. Way too decent

[NRaleighLiberal]

13. "Urine Trouble Now, Donald!"

[malaise]

16. Getting up off the floor

DUers are so talented!!

[bettyellen]

159. Well done!

[spanone]

14. The Jerk

[malaise]

26. The Jerk on Steroids

He's way beyond jerk

[NCjack]

15. Cry of Dark America.

[chuckstevens]

17. All the Presdent's Liars

[malaise]

27. Good one

[Drahthaardogs]

19. IDIOCRACY, it's already been made

Life imitates art

[malaise]

28. He makes the morons in Idiocracy look like

intellectuals

[Drahthaardogs]

100. "BATIN" Go away, batin!

Everytime I see him on the I think of this.

[Glorfindel]

29. Either "The Lust Typhoon" or "The Great Gasbag"

with sincerest apologies to F. Scott Fitzgerald.

[malaise]

52. Love The Great Gasbag

[Yonnie3]

31. Try and say your title three times fast.

I quadruple D dare you.

My title: Nevertheless He Did Not Prevail

[malaise]

38. Good one

I took up your dare and passed

[Yonnie3]

42. I'm not 100% sure I believe that.

No matter, I can't do it for sure. I'm just projecting.

My second choice for title: Nevertheless We Prevailed

[Atticus]

36. " I BID 65,853,516 NO TRUMP". nt

[boston bean]

37. Loser, sad.....

[malaise]

40. Hehehehehe

Tame

[LuvLoogie]

39. Shithole

[backtoblue]

50. Shithole From The Lagoon: The Sewage Of Agent Orange

[malchickiwick]

41. "From Russia with Flab" or "Birth of a Urination"

I can't pick which one I like best

[malaise]

44. Getting up off the floor

I like from Russia with flab

[HopeAgain]

43. Clusterfuck

[malaise]

48. Bush was the Clusterfuck

The Con surpasses him by a distance

[meow2u3]

46. All the President's Russian Agents

[malaise]

49. A lot of truth there

[Freddie]

51. "You're Fired"

[malaise]

54. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Very good

[dembotoz]

53. swamp thing

[NRaleighLiberal]

55. "Manifort Destiny"

[malaise]

57. Damn you're on a roll

Excellent - it may well come down to this

[backtoblue]

124. Good one!

[NRaleighLiberal]

56. "The Schiff Hits the Fan"

[malaise]

58. Too good

[NRaleighLiberal]

59. the coffee has kicked in!

I need this to help me wake up - in a hotel in CT, soon to give my second gardening workshop - fun stuff, but chaos - looking forward to getting back home to my wife tonight!

this is some curious career I've embarked on!

[malaise]

60. Love it

Had some delish tomatoes and eggs for breakfast

[JHB]

61. Doltnado

[JHB]

62. The Real History of the Conservative Movement

[malaise]

63. Great title

That said it really is the CONSERVEOURSELVES Movement?

[catbyte]

64. The Jerk II

[Hayduke Bomgarte]

65. The Shit Pit

`

[rzemanfl]

66. "Idiocracy, the Sequel." n/t

[Croney]

67. A Rising Sewer Fatberg Lifts All Turds

[malaise]

85. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[Sinistrous]

68. Life of the Loser

[shockey80]

71. One Flew Over The Trump Nest.

[marylandblue]

72. Godfather IV: Freddo Takes Over

[sinkingfeeling]

73. A Horror Story

[backtoblue]

74. How To Ruin A Country in Ten Days

Failboy
Edward Pissyhands
The Exercism of Satan's Clone
GOP has Fallen
The West Thing

Without A Rattle
The FinallyEnding Story
Caged: The Elephants

The Kids Ate The Antichrist
Stairway To Leavenworth
Snapped: Melania
Colluders From Outer Space

[tetedur]

75. Putin's Poodle

[OnDoutside]

76. Covfefe Galore.

[malaise]

87. Very good given

the Pussy grabbing

[sheshe2]

77. The Rise and Fall of the tRussian Empire

[RKP5637]

78. "American Loser" n/t

[Moostache]

79. Circling the Drain (n/t)

[nuxvomica]

80. "Gone with the Windbag" or "A Shitgibbon in Winter"

Also, "Orange is the Old Stupid", "The Muscovian Candidate",

[malaise]

84. Gone with the Windbag

[Mme. Defarge]

81. The Bad and the Ugly

[MFM008]

94. Lol

Or Red Don.

[Mme. Defarge]

114. Even better!

Mais c’est parfait!

[flor-de-jasmim]

82. As the stomach turns

[malaise]

107. DUers are too good

Love it

[Chipper Chat]

83. Trumpageddon.

[Sophiegirl]

86. The Swamp Comes to Washington

And brings the sewer with it.

[Sancho]

89. A Shitwork Orange

Bowling Green Massacre

Crappy Shack

[malaise]

163. Love Bowling Green Massacre

[First Speaker]

90. The Scum Also Rises

[malaise]

92. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

:rofl;


There are so many good ones here - unbelievable talent from DUers

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

91. The Manchildean Candidate

[malaise]

130. Pretty good

[rock]

93. TURD: The Movie

There can of course also be a book, a musical, a TV series, a comic book, and a stage play all based on the movie.

[DDySiegs]

95. How about Don and Gone?

[backtoblue]

96. Okay. This is kinda fun.

True Crime: Treasonous Bastards

Dark humor alert folks


Silver Spoons To Iron Bars
Freepers Creepers
Mr. Mueller's Opus
The Art of The Squeal

Putin's Puppet
The Gropes Of Wrath
America's Nightmare Before Christmas
Being Impeached...Bigly
Trolling For Office
Mail Order Bride and Prejudice

The Daring Escape Of Sarah's Eyebrow

[malaise]

122. Nice

The have all the parts of the mini-series

[backtoblue]

137. Thank you for this thread malaise!

It's nice to relax and have a good old fashioned trump roast!
DU style!

[malaise]

142. Yes - we do need to laugh

Humor is good for the resistance

I think there was a similar thread last year.

[backtoblue]

143. More !

We need a weekly trump roast to boost morale!
Saving DUers, one laugh at a time.
It's good for the heart!

[malaise]

145. Good idea - Love your Hello

[sarcasmo]

98. Orange Menace

[Eliot Rosewater]

101. How to steal an election and make enemies at the same time.

Who knew 60 million Americans were racists.

The Vlad, The Con, and The Stupid.
(the stupid is chief traitor)

The Shapes Of Stupid

One Flew Over The Big Ball of Orange and Saw Bald

[bluestarone]

102. FROM SAINTS TO SINNERS!!!

The destruction of America!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NotASurfer]

103. American Idiots

Michael Moore documentary about the deplorables, drawing Mussolini parallels, random digression into a cartoon explanation of how Pootie pulled off hacking, built-in theme song

[RussBLib]

104. Hubris

or "The Narcissist"

[ollie10]

105. Mr knucklehead goes to Washington

[malaise]

134. If only he were only a knucklehead

[ollie10]

150. Ok...shithead, racist, narcissistic, immoral, authoritarian...

Stupid, wrong headed, mean spirited knucklehead. ..

Heack, that, too. Is too short.....

Ugh

[sagetea]

106. Me, Myself, and Me: It's a Biography

The Un-American pResident

Mueller and the Giant Tangerine

Eat, Prey, Lust

[malaise]

108. Love the biography

[PatSeg]

109. I want to know who will be cast as Mueller

I think it will need to be a mini-series. This is going to be a very long and complex story.

[malaise]

113. I agree that it's a long and complex story

but the common character in each part will be this vile, corrupt, women hating racist

[PatSeg]

160. Yes

But hopefully there will be many heroes as well. There have been some very impressive people fighting this monster

[Amsterdammer]

110. The Art of the Deal, Final Chapter: Putin You & Yours in Prison

[malaise]

111. Very clever

Putin You and Yours in Prison

I wish I could answer everyone

[Orsino]

112. Reality TV.

In the sense that all the manufactured drama is exactly what a producer would stock a television show with.

[Orange Free State]

116. The Son In Law Also Rises n/t

[malaise]

117. and Falls

[malaise]

118. DUers are the best

These are great

I wish we had one more option - Reply to All.

[moondust]

119. "Road to Attica"

[malaise]

120. Perfect

All Roads from boyhood

[Different Drummer]

121. Dotard Gump. n/t

[mountain grammy]

123. Some really funny stuff here..

thanks to all for the laughs

Red don is what I call the asshole.

[malaise]

127. DUers are so creative I've been howling with laughter

all day

[mountain grammy]

136. Yes, I've already read this thread 3 times..

hysterical.. very clever people here.

[Elwood P Dowd]

126. The Ugly American

[malaise]

132. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww for the graphics

[Vinca]

128. The Death of a Nation.

I wanted to be funny, but it's not in me today. It feels like this is never going to end and every day is worse than the previous.

[malaise]

133. It will end

The system is way more powerful than these goons.

They can't even convert documents from Word to pdf.

[Vinca]

135. At least it gave me a valid excuse to scarf down some chocolate chip cookies.

[malaise]

138. LOL

I promised to bake some next week for one of the kids in our neighborhood> He'll be eight

[Demsrule86]

129. Sexy Time interrupted.

[The Blue Flower]

131. Benedict Donald, You're Fired!

nt

[maveric]

139. Humpty Dumpty

[ProudLib72]

140. Invasion of the Orange Menace

Oooohhhhh! Once it gets in the water supply, all bets are off!

[mainstreetonce]

141. Conned .With The Wind

Nasty Orange smelly wind.

[malaise]

148. Nice

[mainstreetonce]

149. From Russia with LoveII

The BS sequel

[Timewas]

144. WTF /nt

[MurrayDelph]

146. "Trump: The Man

Will Rogers Never Met."

[Glamrock]

151. The Good, the Bald, and The Ugly

Mueller, Comrade Comb over, and his administration.

[malaise]

161. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Nice

[guillaumeb]

152. Recommended.

An excellent framework for a post.

Is Donnie Tiny Hands taken?

[TexasBushwhacker]

153. Pride and Prejudice

He has plenty of both.

[EarlG]

155. The Collusionist

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Mission: Impeachable

I Am Curiously Orange

(Edited because I put Gropes Of Wrath in the subject line, then realized someone else had already said that)

[malaise]

162. Love the Collusionist

[mbusby]

156. Dumb and dumber revisited

...for the win(d).

[Zambero]

157. Twit & His Tweets

[Meowmee]

164. F**kwork Orange:

An American Story of Treason, Pillage and Fascism.

[malaise]

165. Nice- very nice

[Meowmee]

166. Thanks

😊😹

[Kentonio]

167. Don in Sixty Seconds

[malaise]

168. Clever

[Homer Wells]

169. HUBRIS!!