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Are_grits_groceries

(17,139 posts) Mon Jan 2, 2012, 05:05 AM Jan 2012

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YO' GOVERNOR IS SO DUMB...

Yo' Governor is so dumb...
..the TV weatherman said, "it's chilly outside", and he ran out the door with a bowl.

Yo' Governor is so dumb...
..he tried to put a bag of M&Ms in alphabetical order.

Yo' Governor is so dumb...
..he went into a Walgreen's, looked around, and said, "hey...these walls ain't green!".

Yo' Governor is so dumb...
..he once stared at a can of frozen orange juice for hours because it said "concentrate".

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Yep! Mine is that dumb.

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YO' GOVERNOR IS SO DUMB... (Original Post) Are_grits_groceries Jan 2012 OP

Your governor is so dumb... Kalidurga Jan 2012 #1

Mine's so dumb that if you stand close to him, you can hear the ocean. Scuba Jan 2012 #2

A DUzy of a thread malaise Jan 2012 #3

My Governor saw a car that had a "Press" sticker on the windshield. lpbk2713 Jan 2012 #4

Mine too (PA) HopeHoops Jan 2012 #5

Kalidurga

(14,177 posts)

1. Your governor is so dumb...

Reply to Are_grits_groceries (Original post)

Mon Jan 2, 2012, 05:20 AM

Jan 2012

he prayed for rain and got wild fires instead.

Scuba

(53,475 posts)

2. Mine's so dumb that if you stand close to him, you can hear the ocean.

Reply to Are_grits_groceries (Original post)

Mon Jan 2, 2012, 10:13 AM

Jan 2012

malaise

(296,199 posts)

3. A DUzy of a thread

Reply to Are_grits_groceries (Original post)

Mon Jan 2, 2012, 10:15 AM

Jan 2012

Happy New Year Grits

lpbk2713

(43,275 posts)

4. My Governor saw a car that had a "Press" sticker on the windshield.

Reply to Are_grits_groceries (Original post)

Mon Jan 2, 2012, 10:28 AM

Jan 2012

He did.

And he was bewildered when nothing happened.

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

5. Mine too (PA)

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Mon Jan 2, 2012, 11:05 AM

Jan 2012

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