"You've reached the Robert Mueller plea deal office:"

[ehrnst]

[gratuitous]

1. "Your call is very important to us."

[lapfog_1]

2. Also, if you are a current member of the administration,

you must resign first to have any chance to avoid executive privilege.

[GopherGal]

3. What's the hold music?

A little "Jailhouse Rock"?

[blake2012]

4. We are experiencing unusually heavy call volume. If you'd like us to call you back, please press #