I'm at the point now

[rownesheck]

That if Satan were in fact real, i honestly believe that i would sell my soul in exchange for this idiotic shitshow to be ended and have Hillary Clinton (the actual president) take office as well as a super majority in both houses of Congress, and have a majority on the supreme court. Buh-lieve me. That i can tell you.

[Ferrets are Cool]

1. I understand your sentiment. These are desparate times indeed.

[BSdetect]

2. There is a greater chance that a fairy will grant you just one wish....

[ret5hd]

3. As soon as you did you would regret it:

As soon as Satan took possession of your soul, you would become a trump supporter.

[rownesheck]

4. Damn you!

You're right. I didn't even think of that.