Woman Marries Her AR-15

[bigtree]

I think that's correct. Saw something here...

[ExciteBike66]

1. Whelp, looks like the fundies were right about Obergefell.... nt

[WhiskeyGrinder]

2. Moonies keep on Moonieing.

[Frustratedlady]

3. She surely doesn't consummate the marriage?!?

After all, she is to bend to her husband's demands.

[Takket]

4. She's taking the term "gun jumper" WAYYY too seriously

[malaise]

23. Jumper or humper?

[Takket]

24. HUMPER GAH autocorrect

[samir.g]

5. gun nuts are fucking sick

[Fred Sanders]

26. Not even Russian bots could have dreamed of this obscenity.

[trueblue2007]

6. MORON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IronLionZion]

7. Did the gun consent to this? Does it love her too?

The moonies are a weird cult who supposedly want world peace.

[Deb]

8. I wonder who's baking their cake

[underpants]

9. Liz Phair covered this year's ago

[NightWatcher]

12. Liz references an M16 and this is an AR, do you need me to gunsplain the difference?

I'm so kidding.

Love Liz.

[underpants]

14. Armalite Rifle

You're impressed, I can tell

[Crunchy Frog]

10. That's going to be a bang up wedding night.

[demmiblue]

11. I want to go back to the good old days when the nuptials between a person and an inanimate object...

consisted of a woman marrying the Eiffel Tower.

[Demsrule86]

13. I hope it doesn't go off on her...

[Willie Pep]

15. Should be an interesting honeymoon. nt.

[gibraltar72]

16. That gun does not look old enough to consent.

[Blue Owl]

17. I've heard of shotgun weddings, but geeez...

[Hoyt]

18. Fortunately, most women are not fanatic gun-humpers, like male gunners.

I hope that's OK.

[Stinky The Clown]

19. Fuck Gunz. Fuck Gunners. Fuck these cultist morons.

[BoneyardDem]

22. ...not until the honeymoon. Remember, fundie?

[mercuryblues]

20. What happens

if it prematurely, ah, uh....discharges?

[Initech]

21. Wait - aren't they always the ones screaming about sex with inanimate objects?

[Dem2]

25. Unstable people

...do stupid things. Not even worth my energy except to laugh.

[Ohiogal]

27. Would Kim Davis issue them a license?

[JDC]

28. Just like the Bible and Kim Davis say...

I may have to leave this country. It's too f'in crazy.