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bigtree

(94,403 posts) Thu Mar 1, 2018, 04:35 PM Mar 2018

Woman Marries Her AR-15

I think that's correct. Saw something here...

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Woman Marries Her AR-15 (Original Post) bigtree Mar 2018 OP

Whelp, looks like the fundies were right about Obergefell.... nt ExciteBike66 Mar 2018 #1

Moonies keep on Moonieing. WhiskeyGrinder Mar 2018 #2

She surely doesn't consummate the marriage?!? Frustratedlady Mar 2018 #3

She's taking the term "gun jumper" WAYYY too seriously Takket Mar 2018 #4

Jumper or humper? malaise Mar 2018 #23

HUMPER GAH autocorrect Takket Mar 2018 #24

gun nuts are fucking sick samir.g Mar 2018 #5

Not even Russian bots could have dreamed of this obscenity. Fred Sanders Mar 2018 #26

MORON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! trueblue2007 Mar 2018 #6

Did the gun consent to this? Does it love her too? IronLionZion Mar 2018 #7

I wonder who's baking their cake Deb Mar 2018 #8

Liz Phair covered this year's ago underpants Mar 2018 #9

Liz references an M16 and this is an AR, do you need me to gunsplain the difference? NightWatcher Mar 2018 #12

Armalite Rifle underpants Mar 2018 #14

That's going to be a bang up wedding night. Crunchy Frog Mar 2018 #10

I want to go back to the good old days when the nuptials between a person and an inanimate object... demmiblue Mar 2018 #11

I hope it doesn't go off on her... Demsrule86 Mar 2018 #13

Should be an interesting honeymoon. nt. Willie Pep Mar 2018 #15

That gun does not look old enough to consent. gibraltar72 Mar 2018 #16

I've heard of shotgun weddings, but geeez... Blue Owl Mar 2018 #17

Fortunately, most women are not fanatic gun-humpers, like male gunners. Hoyt Mar 2018 #18

Fuck Gunz. Fuck Gunners. Fuck these cultist morons. Stinky The Clown Mar 2018 #19

...not until the honeymoon. Remember, fundie? BoneyardDem Mar 2018 #22

What happens mercuryblues Mar 2018 #20

Wait - aren't they always the ones screaming about sex with inanimate objects? Initech Mar 2018 #21

Unstable people Dem2 Mar 2018 #25

Would Kim Davis issue them a license? Ohiogal Mar 2018 #27

Just like the Bible and Kim Davis say... JDC Mar 2018 #28

ExciteBike66

(2,700 posts)

1. Whelp, looks like the fundies were right about Obergefell.... nt

Reply to bigtree (Original post)

Thu Mar 1, 2018, 04:36 PM

Mar 2018

WhiskeyGrinder

(27,074 posts)

2. Moonies keep on Moonieing.

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Thu Mar 1, 2018, 04:36 PM

Mar 2018

Frustratedlady

(16,254 posts)

3. She surely doesn't consummate the marriage?!?

Reply to bigtree (Original post)

Thu Mar 1, 2018, 04:38 PM

Mar 2018

After all, she is to bend to her husband's demands.

Takket

(23,742 posts)

4. She's taking the term "gun jumper" WAYYY too seriously

Reply to bigtree (Original post)

Thu Mar 1, 2018, 04:39 PM

Mar 2018

malaise

(296,815 posts)

23. Jumper or humper?

Reply to Takket (Reply #4)

Thu Mar 1, 2018, 05:55 PM

Mar 2018

Takket

(23,742 posts)

24. HUMPER GAH autocorrect

Reply to malaise (Reply #23)

Thu Mar 1, 2018, 08:39 PM

Mar 2018

samir.g

(836 posts)

5. gun nuts are fucking sick

Reply to bigtree (Original post)

Thu Mar 1, 2018, 04:40 PM

Mar 2018

Fred Sanders

(23,946 posts)

26. Not even Russian bots could have dreamed of this obscenity.

Reply to samir.g (Reply #5)

Thu Mar 1, 2018, 08:49 PM

Mar 2018

trueblue2007

(19,270 posts)

6. MORON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reply to bigtree (Original post)

Thu Mar 1, 2018, 04:40 PM

Mar 2018

IronLionZion

(51,387 posts)

7. Did the gun consent to this? Does it love her too?

Reply to bigtree (Original post)

Thu Mar 1, 2018, 04:46 PM

Mar 2018

The moonies are a weird cult who supposedly want world peace.

Deb

(3,744 posts)

8. I wonder who's baking their cake

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Thu Mar 1, 2018, 04:49 PM

Mar 2018

underpants

(196,805 posts)

9. Liz Phair covered this year's ago

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Thu Mar 1, 2018, 04:49 PM

Mar 2018

NightWatcher

(39,378 posts)

12. Liz references an M16 and this is an AR, do you need me to gunsplain the difference?

Reply to underpants (Reply #9)

Thu Mar 1, 2018, 04:52 PM

Mar 2018

I'm so kidding.

Love Liz.

underpants

(196,805 posts)

14. Armalite Rifle

Reply to NightWatcher (Reply #12)

Thu Mar 1, 2018, 04:56 PM

Mar 2018

You're impressed, I can tell

Crunchy Frog

(28,285 posts)

10. That's going to be a bang up wedding night.

Reply to bigtree (Original post)

Thu Mar 1, 2018, 04:51 PM

Mar 2018

demmiblue

(39,815 posts)

11. I want to go back to the good old days when the nuptials between a person and an inanimate object...

Reply to bigtree (Original post)

Thu Mar 1, 2018, 04:52 PM

Mar 2018

consisted of a woman marrying the Eiffel Tower.

Demsrule86

(71,549 posts)

13. I hope it doesn't go off on her...

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Thu Mar 1, 2018, 04:55 PM

Mar 2018

Willie Pep

(841 posts)

15. Should be an interesting honeymoon. nt.

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Thu Mar 1, 2018, 04:58 PM

Mar 2018

gibraltar72

(7,630 posts)

16. That gun does not look old enough to consent.

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Thu Mar 1, 2018, 04:58 PM

Mar 2018

Blue Owl

(59,284 posts)

17. I've heard of shotgun weddings, but geeez...

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Thu Mar 1, 2018, 05:30 PM

Mar 2018

Hoyt

(54,770 posts)

18. Fortunately, most women are not fanatic gun-humpers, like male gunners.

Reply to bigtree (Original post)

Thu Mar 1, 2018, 05:36 PM

Mar 2018

I hope that's OK.

Stinky The Clown

(68,955 posts)

19. Fuck Gunz. Fuck Gunners. Fuck these cultist morons.

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Thu Mar 1, 2018, 05:39 PM

Mar 2018

BoneyardDem

(1,202 posts)

22. ...not until the honeymoon. Remember, fundie?

Reply to Stinky The Clown (Reply #19)

Thu Mar 1, 2018, 05:53 PM

Mar 2018

mercuryblues

(16,460 posts)

20. What happens

Reply to bigtree (Original post)

Thu Mar 1, 2018, 05:48 PM

Mar 2018

if it prematurely, ah, uh....discharges?

Initech

(108,930 posts)

21. Wait - aren't they always the ones screaming about sex with inanimate objects?

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Thu Mar 1, 2018, 05:51 PM

Mar 2018

Dem2

(8,178 posts)

25. Unstable people

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Thu Mar 1, 2018, 08:45 PM

Mar 2018

...do stupid things. Not even worth my energy except to laugh.

Ohiogal

(40,750 posts)

27. Would Kim Davis issue them a license?

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Thu Mar 1, 2018, 08:54 PM

Mar 2018

JDC

(11,127 posts)

28. Just like the Bible and Kim Davis say...

Reply to bigtree (Original post)

Thu Mar 1, 2018, 09:32 PM

Mar 2018

I may have to leave this country. It's too f'in crazy.

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