Things we'd love to hear from Mitt in the Holyland

[NightWatcher]

Sure, your biblical sites are nice, but you should come to Missouri and see the real Garden of Eden.

[KaryninMiami]

1. Any other deceased Jewish/Israeli heroes you'd like us to baptize?

Want to be sure all of "your people" don't have a problem getting into heaven.

[Blue Meany]

2. All the descendants of the "lost tribes" should have the right

of return to the Holy Land.

[eissa]

3. Those matzo balls don't look homemade to me

What, you should want me to eat matzo balls from the 7-11? Oy vey!

[Whisp]

7. lol!

[HopeHoops]

4. What's this orange stuff you put on my bagel?

[Erose999]

5. Where do you get your felafel around here? Do you go to sheets or WaWa's?

[nolabear]

6. So, this is the Land of Milk and Money!

[Tom Ripley]

8. "Did ya know that my crazyass cult teaches that your people immigrated to North America thousands...

of years ago and became Native Americans?"
"Oh, and you guys are using the term 'gentiles' incorrectly"