Phrases you don't want to hear:

[kairos12]

There's a problem with your transmission

We only have middle seats left.

We don't make that model anymore.

He's up and tweeting.

[hlthe2b]

1. the Democrats are in trouble for 2018...

(no, they are not)

[mainstreetonce]

2. It's happened again

...

[Ohiogal]

3. "We regret to inform you that ...."

[crazycatlady]

4. boys will be boys

[Bayard]

5. I don't know what that is

I was told that last week by an ER doc.

[moriah]

10. At least he admitted ignorance. A doctor who doesn't yet think he's God!

Sorry to make light of it, but I far prefer my physicians to say "Uh, this is out of my skillset" and find someone who does know, than to pretend they do know what they don't.

Hopefully he found someone who did know what whatever was, and you're feeling better!

[Glamrock]

6. Hold my beer

[FM123]

7. thoughts and prayers

[ailsagirl]

8. Can't forget that meaningless bromide

[MaryMagdaline]

9. We interrupt this program to bring you a special announcement