New game: Trigger Trump in 4 Words

[krispos42]

Preet Bharara
@PreetBharara

New game:

Hillary won popular vote
Putin doesn't love you
Hope Hicks left you
Alec Baldwin is funny
Sessions properly recused himself
Melania loves chain migration

#TriggerTrumpIn4Words

Link to tweet

How about...

Still have no class
Can't golf for shit
Hair Club For Men

[Stinky The Clown]

1. Racoon Eyes Spray Tan

[krispos42]

7. Sometimes he does look like a photo-negative of a racoon

I try to avoid seeing pictures of him, but...

[Lefta Dissenter]

2. Melania voted for Hillary (n/t)

[chuckstevens]

3. You Are Putin's Bitch or a Yellow Video Awaits!

[bigtree]

4. stupidest man in America

...Obama was more successful.

Too easy to bait.

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

5. Big tummy, little dick

[krispos42]

6. *snort*

Sometimes I wish DU had ways to give nods to individual posts...

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

8. Thanks.

[vercetti2021]

9. Obama is the best

Also Big prick, small dick

[brooklynite]

10. I went for the Jugular...

Link to tweet

[Ohiogal]

11. Rejected by Million Women

[Renew Deal]

12. Ivanka going to jail

That should be worth a month of tirades.

Probably can do it in one. Collusion

[lapfog_1]

13. Stormy faked her orgasm

Trump cheats at golf
nobody really likes you

[IluvPitties]

14. Mueller owns your ass.

[Gothmog]

43. For this thread

Link to tweet

[Glamrock]

15. Historians won't be kind.

Or;:
Tweets display low IQ.
Can't maintain a cabinet.
Trump kids = future felons
Hoisted by own petard
Sessions turned against you.
Flynn turned against you
Gates turned against you
Popodopoulos turned against you
Hicks turning against you
Who pays for wall?
Trump presidency destroys GOP
You've lost a generation.

Man, this is fun!

Ridiculous cotton candy hair
The Archie Bunker Billionaire
Can't defend against Russia
God, I hate you
What's on your head?
What's with the tie?
Barron will be ashamed
Your empire will crumble

[fierywoman]

40. Glamrock, you're fabulous!

[Glamrock]

55. Thanks!

[displacedtexan]

16. This explains a tweet I saw yesterday: Trigger a liberal in 4 words

I forget who tweeted it, but it was making fun of the rightwing tweet. It makes perfect sense now. TrumpGOPers are too stupid to come up with something original.

[lamp_shade]

17. My favorite...

Link to tweet

[Ohiogal]

18. OMG

That is hard to view even after a cup of coffee! YIPES.

[Ilsa]

21. Wow Busey plays eric in Trumps: The Most Dysfunctional Family in Public Eye. nt

[Gothmog]

42. I also like that one

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[Wounded Bear]

19. Wholly owned Putin subsidiary...

Putin Tower New York

[Ilsa]

20. We see trump's scalp.

Melania takes Barron home.
Ivanka dumps Daddy.

[malchickiwick]

22. Daddy Never Loved You

That oughta do it

[al bupp]

24. And neither did mommy

[Gothmog]

44. Melania is happier

Link to tweet

[mr_lebowski]

54. Only Time Melania Smiled (nt)

[n2doc]

23. Tin, Tiny, TINY Hands n/t

[backtoblue]

25. Your scalp is showing.

[Gothmog]

45. Hillary is more high energy

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[Still In Wisconsin]

26. Fat weak and stupid

[Gothmog]

46. President Hillary Rodham Clinton

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[Squinch]

27. Obama did everything better.

[C_U_L8R]

28. You're not really rich.

No one fears you.
Mueller knows everything. Everything!
You won't be remembered.

[lsewpershad]

29. Trump

Release your damned taxes.
You tax cheating buffoon.

[tblue37]

30. Your baldness is visible. nt

[mainstreetonce]

31. Obama has real hair

Obama has natural tan.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

32. Obama's hands are bigger.

Norwegians don't like you.
Obama's inauguration was bigger.
Trump Wine is swill.
Obama is more popular.
Your kids are stupid.
Obama is better looking.

[nocalflea]

33. You're going to prison.

Hillary has better hair.

You ARE fake news.

The Russians elected you.

You suck Putin's c*ck.

You're a moral imbecile.

They're all using you.

You'll never measure up.

Daddy loved Fred more.

[yardwork]

34. Trump is a failure.

All Trump's businesses fail.
Obama is more popular.
Trump's hands are small.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

35. You cheat at golf.

But then,

you cheat at everything.

[OilemFirchen]

36. ...

[UpInArms]

37. Tiny Hands, No Genius

eom

[Gothmog]

38. #TriggerAConservativeIn2Words

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[Gothmog]

39. This makes me smile

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[Gothmog]

41. For this thread

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[GallopingGhost]

47. .

Witch Hunting License

[kairos12]

48. Oafish Putin Boot Licker

[Different Drummer]

49. Unstable Imbecile Ruining Country. n/t

[lame54]

50. You serve President Miller

[Lunabell]

51. Ivanka is your daughter

Alec has bigger hands

[Wwcd]

52. Haaahaaa..."Putin doesn't love you"

[MariaCSR]

53. Robert Mueller sees you

[hatrack]

56. Stormy: Is It In?

.

[Different Drummer]

57. Obama Presidented much better. n/t

[GoCubsGo]

58. Pee-stained Putin Puppet.