The new Clint Eastwood movie, Its called Dirty Teacher.

[shockey80]

Clint Eastwood stars as a teacher who packs a 44 magnum. A lunatic storms his classroom with a military assault rifle. The teacher stops writing on the blackboard and draws his 44 magnum. He calmly aims with one hand and shoots the lunatic right between the eyes. He then resumes writing on the blackboard like nothing ever happened.

This movie will convince the American people that arming teachers is a great idea. After all, the American people believe life is just the movies.

[bluestarone]

1. Just what we DON'T NEED!!!!!!!

Used to like his movies but He's a TOTAL ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ohiogal]

2. You know what would "make my day"?

Seeing Trump frog marched out of the WH in handcuffs. And his glued on hairpiece flying off in the wind would be a nice touch.

[a kennedy]

3. This is a joke right?? A Borowitz article, the Onion??

[still_one]

5. It is sarcasm. After Eastwood's disgracefull anti-Obama skit, and his bullshit defense of trump, I

haven't and won't watch anything that is done by him.

I feel similar animosity to Sarandon, they both can go to hell as far as I am concerned

[a kennedy]

8. Whew.......thanks, I didnt see the sarcasm thingy.

[BSdetect]

4. Its a joke post but Eastwood would probably shoot all the chairs thinking they were Obama.

[still_one]

9. He didnt put the sarcasm tag, and it is plausible which makes it more difficult to distinguish

[thucythucy]

6. Well, his movie "Sully" was a total right wing

whack job. The whole plot revolved around some pesky guv'mint bureaucrats trying to smear the hero of the Hudson. NONE of that actually happened. Sully himself disowned the film.

All his work now seems to be an effort to discredit "libruls." Ugh.

[Fla_Democrat]

7. That would certainly explain a lot

After all, the American people believe life is just the movies.