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Junkdrawer

(27,993 posts)
Fri Jul 27, 2012, 05:07 PM Jul 2012

Mother Nature is an Uncompromising, Eco-Terrorist Purist

She has given us a list of demands “This much CO2 and No More! This many Humans and No More!” And the filthy b***h didn’t even give us any reasonable numbers. Here’s what she said: “The only numbers I'll give you is body counts.”

Now, we have told her the political realities of the Senate. We told her that China is turning a deaf ear. Hell, we even tried to appeal to her ego by Green Washing everything in sight. But all she says is “You know the Laws of Thermodynamics, obey the Law or else.” Then we told her that we USED to be a nation of laws, but now we’re a nation of Billionaire rule and Billionaires could give a shit about Her laws. Her response was to lay waste to our breadbasket.

If we don’t stop her, I swear she’s getting ready to flood our coasts. It’s time we lock her up in isolation until she learns how to compromise in the face of our overwhelming power.

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Mother Nature is an Uncompromising, Eco-Terrorist Purist (Original Post) Junkdrawer Jul 2012 OP
Catastrophic Climate Change & Runaway Global Warming - David Wasdell Junkdrawer Jul 2012 #1
Mother Nature is the home team and Nature Bats Last NightWatcher Jul 2012 #2
So THAT'S how she remains undefeated.... Junkdrawer Jul 2012 #3
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