Generating your porno name:

[PCIntern]

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Your first name is the name of your first pet
Your last name is the name of the street you grew up on.

Mine would be Perky Hulmeville

[NightWatcher]

2. Speedy Ferguson. I don't want to play this anymore.

[PCIntern]

4. Your Pornhub video would be 3:05 long then. nt

[NightWatcher]

40. 3:05? That counts the "but I didn't call a plumber" acting and a shower afterwards

3:05, I'm not a machine.

[PJMcK]

3. Muffin Fairmount

I don't like this game!

[Orange Free State]

32. Ha ha, that one actually works!n/t

[moriah]

5. These are common password reset questions so can't play. Nt ;)

[rzemanfl]

35. Very good point.

Unfortunately I already played in another thread.

Sincerely,
Shorty Westbrook, failed porn actor.

[Initech]

6. Sandy Sparrow... sounds pretty porno!

[crazycatlady]

26. I can top that one

I was discussing this with an IRL (male) friend. His porn name would be Lady Cherry

[Initech]

34. That would actually be a great name for a Drag Race contestant!

[handmade34]

7. hmmm

Francis Cochran

I chose the wrong profession

[kydo]

8. What if the street was a number?

Cause that means I am Snoopy 6th place. That sounds stupid for a porn name.

[grantcart]

37. use a cross street close by

[kydo]

39. That doesn't work as now I would be Snoopy 22 Ave

No wonder I never was porn material.

[TexasTowelie]

9. Rover Travis

Yes, that's a good porn name.

[lpbk2713]

10. Binkie State Road 33

Nah. Doesn't really have a ring to it.

[samplegirl]

11. SpeedyNorthfield

[FSogol]

12. Smokey Windham

[iamateacher]

13. Are you kidding me?

[Binkie The Clown]

14. Murphy Holly. nt

[LenaBaby61]

15. Suzie Success

[Liberal Jesus Freak]

16. I grew up on military bases so lots of choices for the last name.

I thought Trish Titan was best

[MustLoveBeagles]

17. Misty Park

[gblady]

18. Chee-Chee Sunrise

Sounds pretty legit to me!

[Zoonart]

19. LuLu Anderson...lol

[BaileyBill]

20. Pedro Winchester

"The Latin Love-Gun"

[Docreed2003]

21. Dutch Lauderdale...

[womanofthehills]

22. Mousie Underwood

[democratisphere]

23. Dusty Wisner.

[crazycatlady]

24. Clara Sunnyside

[LeftInTX]

25. Sheba Viola

Sounds like a good name for a drag queen.

[LakeArenal]

27. Rip Sunnybrook.

[skylucy]

28. Tiger Nevada

[jberryhill]

29. Why not throw in the last four digits of your social security number as a middle name

Oh, and your mother's maiden name.

I wish people would stop gulling others into revealing password reset answers.

[Mr. Ected]

30. Scruffy Kickapoo

I wouldn't last long in porn, for many, many reasons.

[maxsolomon]

31. Barney Mignon

pronounced "Mig-non", not Minyon, you snobs!

[House of Roberts]

33. I'm not going into porn

named 'old Miss Puss'.

[grantcart]

36. Champion Pittsburgh

[jberryhill]

38. Sloppy Sarah Sanders

[DonViejo]

41. Locking....

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