Hey Ladies! Donald Trump Jr is on the market!

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[Siwsan]

1. My take on that

[htuttle]

2. !

[MustLoveBeagles]

25. We don't want to pull your finger

[flibbitygiblets]

33. Looks like he's pulling a stick up. Using finger as a gun?

[dchill]

53. Don't move or I'll poke!

[Eliot Rosewater]

3. Without money, this guy would have to get real friendly with his hand.

[LenaBaby61]

32. "Without money, this guy would have to get real friendly with his hand."

Hell, and his hand might fall off to get away from HIM/IT


Got Damn. Frightening. HIDEOUS. They don't even look REAL

[Laffy Kat]

35. God, they are disgusting in every way possible.

[Kirk Lover]

41. That's one of my standard lines.....you are so revolting even your own hand rejects you.

The deplorables never have nothing....and they call us the snowflakes. HA.

[njhoneybadger]

52. This my friend George,I like rabbits

[Bleacher Creature]

59. Is this real?

OMG

[tavernier]

4. Ok, you got a picture of his butt

Now let’s see his face.

[backtoblue]

6. Hehehehe

[John Fante]

5. I hear he's going on the Dating Game.

First prize: One week vacation with Donald Trump Jr!

Second prize: two weeks

[underpants]

19. LMAO

That was funny

[Stallion]

30. Would Be at Least Second Serial Killer on the Dating Game

[NurseJackie]

7. Somethin aint rite with him.

The lights are on, but nobody is home.

He's not playing with a full deck.

His pilot light is out.

He has splinters in the windmills of his mind.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

14. He hasn't got all his chopsticks in the chow mein.

The elevator doesn't go to the top storey.
The butter has slipped off his noodles.
The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead.

[underpants]

18. That boy aint right - bag of hammers

I like the windmills one

[MustLoveBeagles]

22. He's got the Michelle Bachman crazy eyes

A village is missing it's idiot

He's a fry short of a Happy Meal

[keithbvadu2]

26. Room to rent in the attic

[gratuitous]

27. I'd say he was a quart low

A few sandwiches short of a picnic.

There's no breeze stirring the windmills of his mind.

[world wide wally]

29. Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier

[John Fante]

31. Gump Jr is so stupid, if he looked up his name in the

dictionary it wouldn't matter because he can't read.

He's so dumb, he couldn't spell "cat" if you spotted him the 'c', the 't', AND the 'a'.

[longship]

40. A mind untroubled by thought!!

That one is my fave. But they all work.

[NurseJackie]

42. Ha!

[dchill]

54. His cheese is immature.

[sprinkleeninow]

60. His blender doesn't go all the way to 'puree'.

A bucket shy of a full load.

[redstatebluegirl]

8. My guess is he already has one in the stable

Just lie Daddie.

[greatauntoftriplets]

9. Used goods.

[CozyMystery]

10. I think he should be offered to a herd of lady Elephants. Solve a bunch of problems that way. nt

[GallopingGhost]

66. lmao. n/t

[k8conant]

11. I don't think he'll sell for much...

[KentuckyWoman]

50. I would not pay 2 cents for him.

Even if it included free shipping.

That's the kind that arrives broken and then you have to pay $20 hazardous waste fee at the landfill to unload it.

[DesertRat]

12. David Dennison, Jr.

Link to tweet

[underpants]

17. Top left - not a happy lady

[DesertRat]

46. She looks miserable in that picture

[Luciferous]

13. He can stay there

[dawg day]

15. Not to be cynical, but--

The wife must have learned from Marla Maples-- get your divorce settlement when the guy still has some money. (Trump was close to broke when they divorced, it seems.)
Donnie Jr's lady would be smart to get out before it all collapses later in the year.

And as for any future ladies, well, you might have to love him for his personal qualities once his family goes broke.

[smirkymonkey]

16. I am sure there are still plenty of stupid republican women out there who wiil think he

is a total catch. Ugh, I can't stand the sight of him. A face badly in need of a fist if there ever was one.

[ProfessorGAC]

68. $ Supposedly

Although I'm one who doesn't believe the advertised degree of wealth, many still believes the family to be among the hyper rich!
Someone will glom on for the $

[mreilly]

72. "A face badly in need of a fist."

LOL. I agree. Of all of Trump's kids, this one is the most worthless, a total piece of shit. He really seems to try to out-do his Dad in being as big a douchebag as possible. Even his brother Eric looks half-decent (well, sometimes) by comparison.

[Bradshaw3]

20. In a year or so he'll be dating the biggest guy in cell block C

[LuckyCharms]

21. Looks like he just saw his dad naked. n/t

[madamesilverspurs]

23. Word for the day:

EW.


.

[lame54]

24. Be sure to...

Change his oil every 3000 miles

[Neema]

28. The only person more revolting is his dad.

*shudder*

[flibbitygiblets]

34. If a monkey mated with a serial killer...

That's their boy.

[onecent]

36. I would go out with him for 1 billion dollars...he's creepy and must be taking something.

His eyes look funny.

[Stinky The Clown]

37. He has a weak chin

[lunatica]

48. What chin?

He looks like a sideways elongated light bulb. Only turned off.

[fierywoman]

38. ew!

[LyndaG]

39. Colbert says Don Jr. always looks wet !!!!!

[milestogo]

45. He has really bad hair.

As does his father.

[trueblue2007]

43. he is HIDEOUS.

[anneboleyn]

44. He totally doesnt do drugs...

[sarcasmo]

47. I imagine his bedroom has an Elephant head and a Lion/Tiger rug on the floor.

Dictator Chic decor like his Daddy.

[Bucky]

49. I assumed he was kind of on the market, or at least on the prowl, for years now

[Kablooie]

51. Probably not for long

Speculation is he's divorcing to protect his fortune from being confiscated by the government.
What his wife gets won't be part of his criminal settlement.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

55. What a steaming hunk of.......

whatever.

[kskiska]

56. So is his wife

with 5 kids in tow. Lots of child support payments, though, to keep them all in the manner to which they've become accustomed.

[democratisphere]

57. Looks like a zombie trying to cover his fake veneers.

[dlk]

58. Woo Hoo! What a Charmer!

[LovingA2andMI]

61. HELL NO!!

[ChoppinBroccoli]

62. Have You Ever Seen A More Punchable Face?

[Lugnut]

63. Ewwww.

[akbacchus_BC]

64. Who would want that piece a turd and not to mention a killer

of endangered species. I do not believe in Karma, but those assholes will get what they deserve!

[Hassin Bin Sober]

65. DUer Phentex had the best response

58. She can finally get rid of those greasy pillow cases...

Ick

[Glamrock]

67. Someone should set these two up.....

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRLD_2xFPcTY5a8dgdLyItLX_vSMgA5tEv5NxwwOJWGe2lUhFMd

[Demsrule86]

69. I find Don Jr. repulsive.

[leftynyc]

70. They have 5 children

I'm thinking of them - more victims of donnie being bored enough to run for the oval office. How many more lives is this going to ruin?

[Vinca]

71. He has that "serial killer" look, doesn't he?

[milestogo]

73. Hope Hicks probably already has her sights on him

since she has such great taste in men.