My award-winning limerick

[The Blue Flower]

Wrote it for the contest at Blue Tavern's (Tallahassee) St. Pat's Day party last night. Be sure to stop in if you're ever in town. Some of the best music anywhere.

Our swine of a president died.
"Let me in!" to St. Peter he cried.
"Well, Donnie, the fact is
I must see your taxes."
"But I'm still under audit!" he lied.

[Kirk Lover]

1. Well done lad or lass. n/t

[ProudLib72]

2. What was the prize?

I'm hoping it was free beer for a year!

[NCTraveler]

3. Im just a couple of hours away from Tallahassee.

Up seventy-five until you smell it, then west on ten until you step in it.

Just a little thing to help me to remember the way.

Congratulations! That’s great!

[Phoenix61]

4. You must be near my hometown, Gainesville nt

[NCTraveler]

8. Two hours south of GVille. Nt

[dixiegrrrrl]

16. We used to drive down to Gainesville from Lake City just for the guacamole near campus.

Plus there was a wonderful Chinese buffet somewhere around there.
Except the owner was Vietnamese. I got to know him and he told of how he had to leave the country after the war,

[Phoenix61]

5. I'll be in Tally in the 24th

for March for Our Lives.

[DavidDvorkin]

6. Very good!

[lamp_shade]

7. Excellent!

[TNNurse]

9. You deserved to win. Very clever.

[StarryNite]

10. LOL! Good one!

[hermetic]

11. Love it

Bravo!

[oasis]

12. Bravo!

[CelticWinter]

13. lmao love it nt

[red dog 1]

14. Good one!

(Here's one from 14 months ago):

There once was a dumb, racist phony
Who fed all the people baloney
But he won the election
Using lies and deception
With some help from Putin & Comey


K&R

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

15. Must commit this to my Swiss cheese memory...

Great writing.

[TheBlackAdder]

17. How can it be an award-winning limerick without the words Nantucket and Fuck it?

[Cha]

18. That's funny!

And, clever!