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Bush Clothing Line Fails to Find Market (Original Post) arely staircase Jul 2012 OP
This has to be satire... NYC_SKP Jul 2012 #1
Reads like satire to me. Frank Cannon Jul 2012 #2
Just imagine what Romney's would be like! longship Jul 2012 #3
Clothing for the man who Autumn Jul 2012 #4
Too funny... procon Jul 2012 #5
Douchebags already own the backward hat. slampoet Jul 2012 #6
 

NYC_SKP

(68,644 posts)
1. This has to be satire...
Sat Jul 28, 2012, 09:54 PM
Jul 2012

pillow underwear, talking bush doll?

Many people who were involved with the project are still upset with Mr. Bush. “He refused to let go of his ‘man-pillow underwear,’ even though we pointed out that it would essentially just be a cloth diaper,” said one of the lead designers. “His absolute favorite idea was the ‘pillow sweat suit,’” said a Dallas venture capitalist who was pressured by the former president to invest in the project. “Bush ordered the design guys to come up with a pillow sweat suit sample, which he loved and ended up wearing every single day for two months straight. He looked like a 65-year-old version of the Michelin Man.”

One Dallas businessman who reluctantly invested in the “43” line said that Mr. Bush still owes him nearly $300,000. “He keeps telling me he’s a little short on cash right now,” said the investor. “Last time we talked he said he’d be able to pay me back in July … when the birthday check from his mom arrives.”

The “43” clothing line isn’t Mr. Bush’s only post-presidency business venture that has failed to meet expectations. Consumers were confused in October of last year, for example, when the former president released a battery-operated talking Bush doll which, when the string was pulled, said either “Tear Down This Wall,” “Go Ahead Make My Day” or “Who Let the Dogs Out.” The Bush Doll was market-tested in several Houston area Wal-Mart stores and then quietly pulled from the shelves due to poor sales. “I told him that everyone knows those phrases aren’t his,” said one disgruntled investor. “But he just narrowed his eyes, gave me that glare of his and then said ‘you’re either with the me and my doll or you’re with the terrorists.’”

longship

(40,416 posts)
3. Just imagine what Romney's would be like!
Sat Jul 28, 2012, 10:45 PM
Jul 2012

Lots of black suits, white shirts, and skinny plain ties. (enough Mormons came to my door in CA that I know the costume.)

And there could be a whole line of underwear. Call it Mormon's Secret, sending catalogs to anybody who wants to see Mormons in underwear.

Sorry. I think I may throw up now.

procon

(15,805 posts)
5. Too funny...
Sat Jul 28, 2012, 10:53 PM
Jul 2012

the page is from the Entertainment section and the sub-heading clearly states, "Satire".... and that funny too.

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