Trump Reportedly Wants to Nix Chief of Staff Position, Have Four 'Co-Equal Principals' Instead

[pbmus]

Link to tweet

[hlthe2b]

1. He wants the oval office to become the WWE--complete with cage match

[pbmus]

2. Divide and conquer...

[Sanity Claws]

3. So Kelly will be either demoted or fired

I wonder whether Kelly will react by quitting.

[0rganism]

13. or cloned 3 times

long shot. nah he's gonna quit

[Lindsay]

4. So...

Ivanka, Jared, Kellyanne and ?

[hatrack]

20. Eric, silly!

[John Fante]

26. Katrina Pierson!

[FakeNoose]

31. Ivanka, Jared, Junior and Eric

They'll all get top security clearance too. Cheeto has been wanting to fire Kelly for a long time.



Lock them ALL up!

[blake2012]

5. With recent firings, resignations, and hires...he is decomposing

Before our eyes.

[WheelWalker]

19. ...he is composting before our eyes.

FYP.

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

6. And he's going to have a televised competition to see who gets hired!

Every Tuesday night for 16 weeks...Tune in.

[pbmus]

8. This....

[Lindsay]

17. Brilliant!

[marylandblue]

7. Hitler did this

He had five different offices report to him. They used to fight over who got to open the mail.

[sarah FAILIN]

22. I heard Trump ran his businesses like that

Then pitted one against another to keep everyone stirred up.

[tblue37]

28. I think he gets bored and finds the fighting and competitive sucking up to be entertaining. nt

[JHB]

29. That also comports with whats been said about his business.

[BoneyardDem]

9. so they can try and out do each other to the boot licking?

competition ensues...who is the biggest sychophant?

[NightWatcher]

10. Just replace the entire senior staff with the morning zoo crew from Fox and Friends.

That's who he listens to more than anyone.

[pbmus]

11. This...

[Angry Dragon]

18. WINNER!!

[KewlKat]

12. each one can latch on to a cheek if you count his a$$

[octoberlib]

14. A complete clusterfuck.

[gratuitous]

15. If one tells him no, another might tell him yes

You see it with spoiled children all the time: Mom is mean, but Dad can be finessed.

[pbmus]

16. Its divide and conquer...

[samnsara]

21. does he even know 4 more ppl?

[FakeNoose]

32. Yes - Ivanka, Junior, Eric and Jared

They'll all get top-security clearance too!

[woodsprite]

23. He can call them "The Four Horsemen".

Pestilence - Director of the EPA
War - Secretary of Defense
Famine - Secretary of Agriculture
Death - Health and Human Services,

If Revelations was talking about Trump, they would have listed a whole herd of horses.

[backtoblue]

25. .

[muriel_volestrangler]

24. Time to Godwin this - this is how Hitler 'organised' his government

see eg https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=Fln44TTgDLIC&pg=PA224&lpg=PA224 :

"Which of Hitler's offices would actually make the decision? His chancellery actually contained six."
or

But inside, Hitler was pursuing methods which resulted in administrative chaos.
The Grand Reich Chancellery was a hive of political infighting and backbiting, as rivals with ill-defined jobs fought against each other for Hitler's favour.
Hitler's working life was organised not by one private office, but by five: the office of the Reich Chancellery, under Hans Heinrich Lammers; the office of Hitler's personal adjutant, under Wilhelm Bruckner; the office of the Presidential Chancellery, under Otto Meissner; on the second floor, the office of the Chancellery of the Führer, under Philipp Bouhler; and finally, the office representing the Führer's deputy, under Martin Bormann.
Although based in another building, Bormann was most often at Hitler's side.
All of these different offices claimed to represent Hitler.
A large portion of their time was spent fighting each other.

Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=the-nazis-a-warning-from-history-1997&episode=s01e02

[central scrutinizer]

27. Every morning will start like this

https://m.

[rickford66]

34. You win

[sunonmars]

30. like Trump org with multiple VP's, this has to stop.

[rickford66]

33. If four is better than one ...

why not have 10 or twenty ? Divert some of the money for the wall and build a Coliseum. Stage gladiator contests between all these chiefs. Thumbs up, thumbs down, wild animals. Now the admission and TV rights could put a dent in the national debt.

[maxrandb]

35. And the Retrumplicans will say

"Yeah, sure...why not"?

I mean hell, it's only served us well for a couple hundred years, but Donnie Short Fingers knows way better than our founders and all the Presidents that came before him.

I feel like Tesio in the Godfather... pretty soon, there won't be one place in Brooklyn where I can hang my hat

Except this time, Brooklyn is America