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imanamerican63

(16,410 posts) Fri Mar 23, 2018, 05:26 PM Mar 2018

Can you imagine being in a relationship with Ann Coulter?

Yikes !

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Can you imagine being in a relationship with Ann Coulter? (Original Post) imanamerican63 Mar 2018 OP

I'm guessing it would require jayschool2013 Mar 2018 #1

I don't think I could even stand listening to that clenched-jaw whine. The Velveteen Ocelot Mar 2018 #2

ROFL! Giant stick insect! CottonBear Mar 2018 #8

During the shrubs administration SonofDonald Mar 2018 #3

Yes... JHB Mar 2018 #4

Dinesh d'Souza used to date her. JDC Mar 2018 #5

I can imagine being her executioner FiveGoodMen Mar 2018 #6

Rather gargle razorblades. gibraltar72 Mar 2018 #7

Didn't Bill Maher have a one-off with her? PJMcK Mar 2018 #9

NO! winstars Mar 2018 #10

I can imagine setting my hair on fire A HERETIC I AM Mar 2018 #11

Oh God no.. uff what a thought mitch96 Mar 2018 #12

Perish the thought... MineralMan Mar 2018 #13

jayschool2013

(2,611 posts)

1. I'm guessing it would require

Reply to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Fri Mar 23, 2018, 05:28 PM

Mar 2018

I'm guessing it would require at least one restraining order.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(131,231 posts)

2. I don't think I could even stand listening to that clenched-jaw whine.

Reply to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Fri Mar 23, 2018, 05:30 PM

Mar 2018

Anyhow, she reminds me of a giant stick insect. Just being around her would be frightening, like she would suddenly jump on you, grasp you with her spiky forelimbs and bite off your head with her mandibles.

CottonBear

(21,615 posts)

8. ROFL! Giant stick insect!

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #2)

Fri Mar 23, 2018, 06:21 PM

Mar 2018

Seriously though, she is probably scary in person.

SonofDonald

(2,050 posts)

3. During the shrubs administration

Reply to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Fri Mar 23, 2018, 05:35 PM

Mar 2018

I found a made up story of how a democrat picked up the coultergiest in a bar and took her home for a quickie.

Oh man it was hilarious, she got aroused when he talked trickle down economics and such, I wish I could find it again, it was hilarious.

As "I found her On the floor, on all fours, pushing a shot glass across the floor with nose towards the bar for a refill".

A best seller.....

JHB

(38,337 posts)

4. Yes...

Reply to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Fri Mar 23, 2018, 05:42 PM

Mar 2018

Suffering her company through an expensive meal then skipping out to stick her with the check is, technically speaking, a “relationship”. Albeit a mercifully brief one.

JDC

(11,189 posts)

5. Dinesh d'Souza used to date her.

Reply to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Fri Mar 23, 2018, 05:45 PM

Mar 2018

I'll let you work on that image on your own...

Edit due to iPhone...

FiveGoodMen

(20,018 posts)

6. I can imagine being her executioner

Reply to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Fri Mar 23, 2018, 05:54 PM

Mar 2018

That's a relationship, isn't it?

gibraltar72

(7,631 posts)

7. Rather gargle razorblades.

Reply to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Fri Mar 23, 2018, 06:12 PM

Mar 2018

PJMcK

(25,126 posts)

9. Didn't Bill Maher have a one-off with her?

Reply to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Fri Mar 23, 2018, 06:27 PM

Mar 2018

I've got this vague memory of him talking about a one-nighter.

If I'm wrong, please forgive me.

winstars

(4,282 posts)

10. NO!

Reply to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Fri Mar 23, 2018, 06:31 PM

Mar 2018

A HERETIC I AM

(24,903 posts)

11. I can imagine setting my hair on fire

Reply to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Fri Mar 23, 2018, 06:36 PM

Mar 2018

Is that close?

mitch96

(15,876 posts)

12. Oh God no.. uff what a thought

Reply to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Fri Mar 23, 2018, 07:25 PM

Mar 2018

Her and K.A. Conway look like they went to the same plastic surgeon...
Ugg perish the thought (spit,cough,sneeze, puke)
m

MineralMan

(151,544 posts)

13. Perish the thought...

Reply to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Fri Mar 23, 2018, 07:30 PM

Mar 2018

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