"You're really special." - Dirty Donny* to PlayMate Babe

[Achilleaze]

Gag me with Crock O' Fake Feeling.

* aka republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief

[rzemanfl]

1. "That's why I thought you were a whore." n/t

[Poiuyt]

13. Maybe he offered to pay her more money than

He usually does on his dates.

[Grammy23]

2. Awww, Donnie. I bet you say that to all the girls.

[ellie]

3. Gross

Just gross.

[onecaliberal]

4. She is just as bad. She knew he was married and had the unmitigated gall to say she wouldnt

Want someone to do that to her..

[greatauntoftriplets]

5. He also called her "baby".

If any man ever called me "baby", I'd knee him in the balls.

[HipChick]

6. Call them Baby

just in case you forget their name

[greatauntoftriplets]

8. Or just address them directly without a name or term of endearment.

My father did that for nearly 58 years because my mother hated her given name (Florence). If he called her anything, it was "honey". She always knew when he was talking to her.

To me, "baby" expresses dominance.

[oberliner]

7. You should avoid Justin Bieber

[greatauntoftriplets]

9. I do, like the plague.

[HipChick]

10. I like the kid...

don't ask me why...

[jberryhill]

12. Yep - darling, sweetie, honey

It’s a good habit to develop, because the consequences of saying the wrong name, like, you know, because you were thinking about that TV show you were watching with that character who has that other name and just accidentally said the wrong name, can be devastating.

You know, that show on Netflix called, uh, oh I forgot the title, but it’s got that woman in it. With that name.

[CTyankee]

11. It's a good thing I'm not quite running to the bathroom to throw up...

Otherwise...