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Sun Mar 25, 2018, 01:50 PM

I will do my patriotic duty and offering my legal services to Trump

My qualifications include:
- I don't have a law license, so I don't have to worry about ethics.
-I can pretend to be a lawyer on TV and the Internet.
-I don't have any other clients to conflict with.
-I don't have a reputation to lose.
-My kid's terrible twos were really terrible and lasted four years.
-I charge much less than other lawyers (advance payment only).

So Mr. Trump, if you are reading DU please contact me through this website.

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Reply I will do my patriotic duty and offering my legal services to Trump (Original post)
marylandblue Mar 2018 OP
KT2000 Mar 2018 #1
MaryMagdaline Mar 2018 #2
FakeNoose Mar 2018 #3
marylandblue Mar 2018 #4

Response to marylandblue (Original post)

Sun Mar 25, 2018, 01:58 PM

1. Loved the terrible twos -

Perfect resume for working with the idiot -

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Response to marylandblue (Original post)

Sun Mar 25, 2018, 04:07 PM

2. Terrible twos - so funny!

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Response to marylandblue (Original post)

Sun Mar 25, 2018, 04:14 PM

3. But ... are you a former Playboy Bunny?

If yes, you're hired!



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Response to FakeNoose (Reply #3)

Sun Mar 25, 2018, 04:20 PM

4. No he has to find his own bunnies

But I can write worthless agreements with them.

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