Will Kim Jong Un spank Trump?

[LBM20]

Whadda ya think?

[Achilleaze]

1. Dirty Donny*s spiritual advisor (Mz. White) was wondering the same thing

"After fasting in the desert for 40 seconds, I had a revelation on this very issue. Turns out that if our republican family values role model, Dirty Donny, is into it, then it would be OK, because IOKIYAR**" - P. White (R) DD's spiritual advisor

* aka Comrade Casino, republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief
** Sexual escapades, lying, cheating, and treason are all OK if you are a republican

Dirty Donny getting jiggy with his "special spiritual advisor" Paula (send me money) White:

[Achilleaze]

3. You sinners out there (and you know who you are) have a choice: salvation or spanking

[LBM20]

2. It looks like Putin already has.

[brooklynite]

4. He'll probably ask for phone numbers...

[NewJeffCT]

5. More likely

They have a pretty young Korean woman put on a blonde wig and do it.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

6. Kim Jung Un has a sister ...

She doesn't look like Ivanka, but hey ...

[NewJeffCT]

7. just have her put on a blonde wig

and she'd be perfect - 30 years old is right in Trump's sweet spot (Stormy was 29, I think, and McDougal a few years older?)

[Achilleaze]

8. Kim Jong UNster is delighted to discuss Missile Size

But the UNster is probably thinking: "The Spanky Wanky thingy may be integral to republican family values, but - ugh - I find it repulsive."