Another question for the men of DU. Breasts - real or fake?

[3catwoman3]

This discussion thread was locked as off-topic by berniesandersmittens (a host of the General Discussion forum).

Are huge fake breasts really appealing to guys?

Stormy Daniels can barely button her shirt, she is so out of proportion. Seeing as breasts are largely composed of fat cells, and she doesn't look like she has an overabundance of those anywhere else on her body, I'm pretty certain she's been surgically enhanced.

Serious and snarky responses are all welcome. I'm hoping for at least a few of the former.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

1. What the fuck is this shit right here.

[Cal Carpenter]

29. My thoughts exactly

[ollie10]

76. Thank you!

[flibbitygiblets]

79. thank you. Someone on another post just called her a hooker.

She's a porn star, it's a legal profession. The sexism on this topic is really starting to get to me, and I bet I'm not alone.

[Sailor65x1]

90. Porn Star vs Hooker

Is really only semantics, and the distinction relies solely on where the money comes from.

[PJMcK]

104. One is legal, the other is mostly not legal

I don't think that's too hard to distinguish. Anything else is just your opinion of how some people choose to make their money.

Cheers!

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

85. Seriously! Seems offensive, though I'm not the best judge.

[LovingA2andMI]

119. WTF....

Is This DU After Dark, Because, WTH, Like Really?

[brush]

2. Real, please.

[BigOleDummy]

3. Real

Real is where its at. Small , medium, large but real. I prefer small to medium myself but that's me. Fakes are just......... plus the scars........ I'll never knowingly touch another fake one. And you KNOW.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Evidently they are - to some, anyhow,

otherwise people wouldn't go to the trouble, expense and discomfort of acquiring them. I would think they'd be a nuisance and eventually lead to back pain. In the porn business it might almost be a requirement. Some women wear insanely high heeled shoes too, to appeal to what they think men like (very high heels make your hips swing when you walk and your butt stick out). But I'm not a man so I don't get any of it.

[aikoaiko]

5. It is my position that there are no fake breasts.

But I get your question. No, I do not find disproportionately huge breasts to be very appealing, but different strokes for different folks.

[NCTraveler]

6. "Stormy Daniels can barely button her shirt"

She buttons her shirt just fine. The size of them has nothing to do with them about to bust out. It's an intended look. Women with much larger breasts have no issue keeping them in.

[thbobby]

7. Not to me

I guess people have different turn-ons. Large breasts are not as appealing to me as proportionality. I do not think that a lot of women see steroid induced bulk muscularity as attractive either. But, I guess, some do.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

8. This is a great question ...

... which requires far, far more research.

Thanks for asking!

[Johnny2X2X]

9. My personal taste?

I won't put my personal preferences out there, because what do they matter? If women decide they want to augment their bodies, I hope they are doing so for the right reasons, it's not my business either way. Stormy probably made a choice that benefits her career so she can maximize her earnings, she's certainly making money now.

I'd like to think my preferences for smart, strong, challenging, and opinionated women make their physical appearance secondary.

[NewJeffCT]

10. huge fake boobs?

Not really that appealing to me. that said, it was never a deal killer when dating a woman. I also never really dated a woman with huge fake boobs, nor had the opportunity.

I have a good friend that I grew up with in Connecticut and he used to adamantly hate fake boobs. However, he moved to Houston several years back and now his attitude is "hey, they're real on the outside." So, quite a bit different.

My ex-wife had really big natural boobs and she kind of looked down on women that had gotten implants. But, that was in the mid to late 90s, so her attitude may have changed in the 20+ years since.

One of the reasons she first liked me was that I was the first guy she had met that didn't look at her chest first. She used to sometimes say she wanted to get breast reduction, but then other times mention that when she got older, she would need some sort of supportive surgery to keep her boobs from dragging on the floor (not augmentation, but something to keep them firm, the process name is escaping me) - she also had the problem of buying tops as well - it was either something was too tight and everybody would look or too loose and baggy and she'd look round since she was also very short.

[maveric]

11. Real

[Sherman A1]

12. Don't really care

I don't find Stormy Daniels particularly appealing, so how she chooses to enhance or not enhance herself, how she cares to dress or not, or what she does with her life is not very high on my radar screen.

While I have absolutely no use whatsoever for Donald Trump, what she did or did not do with him is none of my concern. Now anything that she does that makes him uncomfortable is okay with me, but I have less than zero interest in his extra marital affairs as I have not interest in him in any regard.

[Hekate]

13. This topic is probably better explored in The DU Lounge. That said...

Stormy makes a living off her body-image. So do Hollywood actresses, many of whom have surgically enhanced their bosoms. She's just an exaggerated version of that.

Also, while attraction is personal and variable, you have only to look at the advertising campaigns of the last 7 decades (at least) to know that "Sex Sells" just about everything. Look at the bikini clad women draped over new cars of a previous generation -- seriously.

Further, the sex that sells merchandise in the US has a profound breast fetish. We can't open our blouses to feed our babies in public, but enormous bosoms are thrust at us from every possible advertising venue.

[taterguy]

16. Are you high?

If it's not about cats the Lounge doesn't care.

[Hekate]

24. What do I know -- I avoid the Lounge

[taterguy]

30. So how do you know what's better explored over there?

[Hekate]

34. You have anything to say about my post that responded to the OP? You want to pick a fight over...

...some random comment?

[taterguy]

37. THere's no such thing as random

Everything happens for a reason.

[Hekate]

40. And?

Pfft. Never mind, I really do not care.

[taterguy]

42. Nevermind is one word

[LanternWaste]

59. Pretense and irrelevance contains its own, unique depth.

Pretense and irrelevance contains its own, unique depth.

[taterguy]

61. I'll pretend I didn't hear that

[CatMor]

65. Actually the correct way is two words

[taterguy]

69. Not according to Kurt

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nevermind

[moriah]

71. Google/OED suggest it's only one word when used as a colloquial noun for "attention".

"Pay this post no nevermind", for instance, to suggest you just ignore grammar nazis like me.

However, you must admit even that colloquium itself feels grammatically incorrect, never mind similar sayings like "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt" that also grate on grammar nazi nerves.

Oh, never mind me.

[taterguy]

72. I admit nothing

[NCTraveler]

83. It can be a scary place.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/101895414#post24

Then again, maybe that is why you stepped out.

[Dr. Strange]

101. The Lounge cares about more than cats, dumbass.

Lounge interests include such topics as:
Olive Garden
Cornflakes on Chicken
The truly awesome music of Rush
Making fun of the Dallas Cowboys
Listening to Rush while eating at the Olive Garden
Laura Brannigan's stint as a secret agent
The comedic genius of Howie Mandel
Spinal Tap

Expand your horizons or be cast out!

[Horse with no Name]

14. Why just a question for the men?

Some ladies like to look too.
As far as an opinion?
I could care less what others do.
It is their body and their choice.
If I had a body like that, real or enhanced, I would walk around nekkid.
So it’s probably a good thing that my breastesses are not 38C anymore and instead 38 long.

[flibbitygiblets]

84. Apparently only men's opinions are relevant, especially regarding how women look

Just ask Donald J Trump

[PJMcK]

106. Some ladies like to do more than just look, ya know

(wink)

[TeamPooka]

15. A friend of mine has a philosophy about fake boobs. "If I'm touching them, they're real."

[miyazaki]

62. Rolf.

Sounds like a real matter of fact guy.
-Works for me.

[jalan48]

17. Fake doesn't work for me.

[hunter]

18. I'm not going to tell people what they can and can't do with their own bodies.

Well, no, that's not entirely true. In the long run gang tattoos, especially facial tattoos, are generally a bad idea.

[democratisphere]

19. All natural.

[ProudLib72]

20. Everything you ever wanted to know...

[Aristus]

21. No fake ones. Ever.

They're not appealing; they're not sexy.

Sexy breasts exist in all sizes. And size is less important than shape, and how confident a woman is overall. Confidence is sexy.

I'm not sure I understand breast implants, butt implants, cheek and chin implants, etc, etc, etc.

On a woman, the fewer fake parts, the better.



I'm no Brad Pitt, so I try to make up for it with physical fitness, good grooming, dressing well, and not being a jerk. I've never thought that a fake butt, fake cheekbones, or penile enlargement would make up for what I lack naturally. I would hope an 'all-natural' woman would similarly feel confident in who she is.

[IronLionZion]

22. I prefer round curves below the waist

big breasts never appealed to me, especially the fake ones. I had a busty white girlfriend who felt I didn't pay enough attention to her chest. Breasts seem to be important for white women apparently. I don't know about Stormy but most porn stars would have plenty of surgery including implants.

Real ones would be more tear drop shaped and fake ones would be more like oranges and hard.

I honestly wouldn't care if a woman had small breasts. She'd probably age better without gravity taking its toll over time.

Feminists, flame away

[phylny]

31. White women. Sigh.

[IronLionZion]

49. ???

[phylny]

51. "Breasts seem to be important for white women apparently."

I'll be sure to inform all the white women I know that their breasts have to be important to them.

[IronLionZion]

52. Do what you gotta do

I'll do the same

[LanternWaste]

60. Self-styled martyrdom is trendy and it fits on a t-shirt. Win/win.

"Feminists, flame away..."

Self-styled martyrdom is trendy and it fits on a t-shirt. Win/win.

[IronLionZion]

64. Someone took issue with race before objectification of women

which was a surprise to me. But what else is there to expect from this discussion thread?

I've probably lost DU's feminists long ago anyway.

[flibbitygiblets]

94. If by "feminists", you mean women with feelings and shit, then you may be correct.

[phylny]

99. We're progressives. We can multitask.

As a woman, I'm used to the objectification. The "white women" thing was just the icing on the cake

[IronLionZion]

107. I like to throw in some variety to keep things interesting

[DavidDvorkin]

23. They don't appeal to me

And I suspect that a lot of other men feel the same. My preference is for real and smallish.

[IluvPitties]

25. Real!

[sdfernando]

26. Well, I can't say I have experience with them...

the last time I touched a female breast was when I was a baby nursing. However I like real proportions, they are more pleasing to the eye.

[greymattermom]

27. She's a porn star

so if she has scars, they would show, right? Just go a watch some of her movies and you'll know.

[taterguy]

33. They fix those in post

Or something like that.

[EX500rider]

66. Not necessarily...

Depends how good your doctor is and where they went in, many are under the breast where it meets the chest where the overhang hides them, some are a faint line around the nipple, some are thru the armpit and some are even done thru the bellybutton.

[El Supremo]

28. That's udderly ridiculous! n/m

[PJMcK]

109. Gag!

That was supremely well played, El Supremo!

[Javaman]

32. wouldn't this be better in the lounge? nt

[bitterross]

36. No, better if never posted at all.

This is not a topic that deserves discussion.

[EX500rider]

93. I think you mean "in your opinion"...

....seeing how it has almost 100 responses so far I'd say not everybody agrees.

[PJMcK]

112. Great response, EX500! (n/t)

[bitterross]

121. Well, yes. I happily stand by that opinion.

Yes, it is my opinion that it is an unseemly and unneeded discussion.

I happily stand by that opinion.

[bitterross]

35. What a horribly inappropriate topic.

I think this is a terrible topic to have opened on this site.

[oasis]

38. As Ogg the leprechaun musically declared:

"As long as they got a bosom, I woos 'em".

[El Supremo]

39. Bosoms

[demosincebirth]

41. Fake - no way do they go with her fit and trim body

[demmiblue]

43. I think women should love themselves and disregard what the current male gaze trends are.

I also think that they should choose to do what makes themselves happy in terms of their own bodies.

[NewJeffCT]

48. agreed

I've found that the women I've liked the most over the years tended to be smart, passionate, outgoing and energetic types - bra size, height, weight, ethnicity, etc have rarely made much of a difference.

[petronius]

44. Anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained tongue

(Or so I learned from the classic cinema of my youth, anyway...)

[LAS14]

45. I keep thinking of the slim women with naturally very large breasts.

I think it would be better to just not focus on breasts so much except in the privacy of one's own libido.

[Brother Buzz]

46. Real of course, and my pubescent wisdom was.....

and remains, "If it's more than a handful, it's a waste".

[rzemanfl]

53. I was always told it was anything

That didn't fit in your mouth. Maybe that's a regional thing, Buzz.

[Brother Buzz]

70. Baseball season is upon us

You need to tag first base before you can advance.

[rzemanfl]

102. I am going to the last spring training game of the season tomorrow.

I almost never got to first base playing baseball but got to first base in seventh grade.

[PoorMonger]

47. I would say real ; but

It’s not my decision to make for a woman. I said this in another thread, but I’m not ashamed to admit I patronize the adult industry with dollars. And so I’ve also spoken with plenty of women in the business about this subject. Even though my personal leaning is toward natural breasts it is about the individual person’s confidence and their happiness that goes into the choice to have fake boobs or not, just as it is with all cosmetic alternations etc. If it makes a lady feel good then I’m entirely supportive. This is true if you make your living in adult , or other entertainment or if you are anyone really.

People have this perception about porn that the women are encouraged to get enhancements, but in all the cases I’ve actually heard of that isn’t actually true. At least not these days. In fact there is an opposite impression among many because having fake boobs will actually limit the casting options for a preformer in a culture that unfortunately classifies them into a limited number of types for marketing ( Teen / MILF) for instance is the easiest division in this context because the moment you get fake boobs is generally one in which you end up getting called a MILF.

[MineralMan]

50. As a man, I do not care about Stormy Daniels' breasts.

I haven't speculated on that. Either way, it doesn't matter to me. However, here is my bra cup size description list:

AA is Absolutely acceptable
A is Adorable
B is Beautiful
C is Charming
D is Delightful
DD is Doubly delightful

[PJMcK]

115. You're a poet, as always! (n/t)

[lillypaddle]

54. Can't believe I'm seeing this post on DU

WTF???

[Sunsky]

55. Why does it matter?

[NightWatcher]

56. This Post Useless Without....

What, you came here looking for pics?
You pig.

[Bradshaw3]

57. As a 64-year-old man I can say mine are real

As for female breasts I feel about fake boobs the way I feel about fake news. Not interested.

[ExciteBike66]

58. IMO

"Huge" is not good (unless it is proportional, i.e. she is a larger lady).

I've never experienced fakes, but I cannot imagine them being better than the real ones.

Big or small, they are all good, really...

[Kablooie]

63. Fake porn breasts completely turn me off.

I prefer natural of any size.
Someone who enhances breasts artificially indicates someone with an attitude towards sex that is based in fantasy.
Doesn't appeal to me.

[awesomerwb1]

67. Real, naturals

Fakes feel unnaturally hard. Kind of weird.

[vercetti2021]

68. Real

I've never really seen a pair in person though

[LSFL]

73. Real or fake?

Yes.

[brooklynite]

74. The fact that she got implants tells us there's a market for them in adult films

If she chooses to tap into that market, that's her choice. I could care less.

[Awsi Dooger]

75. Torpedoes are the worst

Can't believe anyone pays for those things, or keeps them.

I much prefer natural regardless of dimension, although I was fooled a couple of times by fakes that were done by an immensely skilled surgeon. I'll never forget when I praised one girl in college during a rendezvous and she said, "They're not mine."

Gad. I would have bet anything the other way. That guy knew what he was doing. But maybe at college age it didn't really dawn on me that coeds would already have boob jobs. Of course, I went to a fancy private school so her parents probably sprung for it.

[orangecrush]

77. Why does Borat

come to mind?

[seaglass]

78. Let's talk about dicks next.

[TheCowsCameHome]

117. Can we just not talk about the GOP for a few minutes?

I need a breather.

[orangecrush]

124. Sure!

[mbusby]

80. Well...

[flibbitygiblets]

81. Perhaps a better topic would be "Another example of how Trump denigrating women impacts us all"

society, even supposedly enlightened society such as this forum, are being emboldened to objectify women. Hey, she's a porn star. So the hell what, it's a legal profession. Are we all really going to get into a debate about what kind of TITS we like on WOMEN?

Do you have any fucking idea how objectified and awful you are making many of us feel right now???

[mercuryblues]

82. Jesus fucking christ

What a degrading OP.

[NastyRiffraff]

86. Might want to check out what Stormy tweeted on the subject

I don't know why I'm wasting my time on this crap, but here it is:

Link to tweet

[Docreed2003]

87. Lmao...epic response

[IronLionZion]

88. I didn't know there was a right answer on this thread

but you seem to have got it.

The rest of this discussion is for all of us to judge each other liberally.

[NewJeffCT]

98. Great response

she seems to be holding her own versus the deplorables.

[left-of-center2012]

89. Now it's OK to discuss breasts?

The other day a thread was "alerted" on because some thought it was 'bigoted'
against people who prefer to wear makeup and fine clothes.

But now posting about breast size,
fake or real,
is OK?

[flibbitygiblets]

96. NO. It's NOT okay. Objectifying women is NOT okay. Check yourselves people.

[Ms. Toad]

108. I concur - but I bet it has (or would) survive a jury. n/t

[leftstreet]

114. +1

Threads like these make DU look stupid

[cbdo2007]

91. The answer is yes

All guys like all boobs as long as they are attached to the woman we love.

[Docreed2003]

92. So in an attempt to offer a serious response

I truly don't care one way or the other. Honestly, what I find attractive is a woman who is comfortable in her skin.

As to the root of your question, and this has no relation to attractiveness, part of what I do relates to women's breast health and disease so I see breasts of all shapes and sizes and consistencies when I'm in clinic. To me, natural is, well, natural. On the augmented spectrum, a well done silicone breast implant is incredible hard to separate from an unaugmented "natural breast", especially if well positioned and proportioned. Saline implants are much more obvious and the consistency of the breast becomes much harder and less natural. So make of that what you will. Hope that at least partially addressed your question.

[NickB79]

95. Not appealing at all, personally

But that's just how I personally feel.

If a woman wants them, and it makes her happy, more power to her. IMO, the sexiest thing any woman can have is self-confidence, no matter what she looks like physically.

[DFW]

97. I THINK I prefer real

But never having experienced the other kind close enough to tell for sure, I can't say, and I don't think I'll be presented any time soon with any comparison tests to find out

[SummerSnow]

100. I had a hangnail today

[PJMcK]

113. Nobody looked at it, did they?

(BIG sly wink)

[procon]

103. 2018... women have spent uncounted millennia trying to be more our body parts.

Evidently we still have a long way to go.

[hueymahl]

105. Real, but

when the fake ones first came out, they were fun to look at. More of a novelty thing. Kind of like how piercings and tattoos were sexy for a while.

But in the end, real is better.

Appreciate the question. Lightens this place up a little bit. We are so often so serious and politically correct.

[The River]

110. Two each

preferable one on each side.

[edhopper]

111. real

I dislike fake breasts on women.

I am not even sure if any forum of plastic surgery really improves one's looks. Man or woman.

It always changes something that looks not quite right.

[PJMcK]

116. You asked for snarky. Here it is:

My girlfriend in college was nearly flat as a board but her nipples were extremely sensitive and she would become easily aroused if they were gently stimulated.

Brilliantly, she offered me some advice that has guided a part of my life:

More than a mouthful is a waste.

[tazkcmo]

118. Cold sore. n/t

[LovingA2andMI]

120. #FYI

This Thread Is Sexually Harassing. Has The #MeToo and #SpeakUp Movement been lost that quickly??

[GulfCoast66]

122. I prefer my wifes...

Even as they have changed over the past 30 years.

[Major Nikon]

123. If I were interested, I'd put them on myself

That way I could play with them whenever I wanted.