One with little hands on everything! Will treat like family, until you figure him out! Have plenty of work for you! He knows the the best people to walk all over you!

PearliePoo2

(7,768 posts)

9. Genius! This will leave a mark!

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue Mar 27, 2018, 02:12 PM

Mar 2018

K&R

hvn_nbr_2

(6,793 posts)

10. Mentioning the Logan Act is a nice touch.

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue Mar 27, 2018, 02:13 PM

Mar 2018

I don't seem to hear much about that among all the Donald J. Quisling von Vichy corruption stories.

bigtree

(94,261 posts)

11. no beards

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue Mar 27, 2018, 02:14 PM

Mar 2018

MontanaMama

(24,722 posts)

12. "client is a hugely wealthy man."

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue Mar 27, 2018, 02:18 PM

Mar 2018

"Hugely successful. Everyone says it." Stop it! Killing me...

Wonder if they'll get any bites on the ad? They might be even funnier!!

FSogol

(47,623 posts)

14. With bigly hands!

Reply to MontanaMama (Reply #12)

Tue Mar 27, 2018, 02:51 PM

Mar 2018

The River

(2,615 posts)

13. Fame & Fortune

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue Mar 27, 2018, 02:46 PM

Mar 2018

You're a lawyer, fame and fortune is all you crave.
Just "fix" it!

Sorry sir, you're screwed beyond fixing.

PatSeg

(53,214 posts)

15. "Must look the part"

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue Mar 27, 2018, 02:54 PM

Mar 2018

"Gregory Peck or Tommy Lee Jones type. Prior appearances on Fox News a huge plus."

grantcart

(53,061 posts)

16. "No Fatties" hilarious. wonder if Igor was the one who placed it

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue Mar 27, 2018, 03:17 PM

Mar 2018

Should have added "previous requirement of not having a moustache or approved to appear before the Supreme Court no longer relevant"

poboy2

(2,078 posts)

17. look no further-

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue Mar 27, 2018, 03:19 PM

Mar 2018

malaise

(296,098 posts)

21. Orly

Reply to poboy2 (Reply #17)

Tue Mar 27, 2018, 03:38 PM

Mar 2018

grantcart

(53,061 posts)

18. Good to know that Vice President Biden is keeping active on the internets lol

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue Mar 27, 2018, 03:23 PM

Mar 2018

kpete

(72,901 posts)

19. LOL!

Reply to grantcart (Reply #18)

Tue Mar 27, 2018, 03:26 PM

Mar 2018

malaise

(296,098 posts)

20. This is hilarious

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue Mar 27, 2018, 03:38 PM

Mar 2018

This really is a clown show - as promised.

Leighbythesea

(92 posts)

22. Crying

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue Mar 27, 2018, 03:57 PM

Mar 2018

Last paragraph. Hit refresh on your browser now. Now again. Brillant.

mainstreetonce

(4,178 posts)

23. Disheveled applicants need not bother

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue Mar 27, 2018, 04:08 PM

Mar 2018

Sorry

aggiesal

(10,803 posts)

24. No fatties! ...

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue Mar 27, 2018, 04:10 PM

Mar 2018

underpants

(196,493 posts)

29. !!!!

Reply to aggiesal (Reply #24)

Tue Mar 27, 2018, 04:23 PM

Mar 2018

Ilsa

(64,368 posts)

31. Meanwhile, Donnie 2-scoops looks like he's had to let his trousers out. nt

Reply to aggiesal (Reply #24)

Tue Mar 27, 2018, 05:02 PM

Mar 2018

FakeNoose

(41,631 posts)

25. "Compensation: Client is a hugely wealthy man. Hugely successful. Everyone says it."

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue Mar 27, 2018, 04:11 PM

Mar 2018

"... but don't expect to get paid before you're fired."

HipChick

(25,612 posts)

26. compensation: Client is a hugely wealthy man. Hugely successful. Everyone says it.

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue Mar 27, 2018, 04:12 PM

Mar 2018

underpants

(196,493 posts)

27. I thought I read that Craigslist cancelled the personal ads

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue Mar 27, 2018, 04:21 PM

Mar 2018

Due to sex trafficking

csziggy

(34,189 posts)

28. The Reply button on the actual listing is good, too

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue Mar 27, 2018, 04:23 PM

Mar 2018

contact name: General John
call: ☎ (202) 456-1111

That is the actual White House number!

dalton99a

(94,115 posts)

37. +1

Reply to csziggy (Reply #28)

Wed Mar 28, 2018, 10:16 AM

Mar 2018

Honeycombe8

(37,648 posts)

30. Hilarious! Democrats are so smart and clever & funny!!!! (really)

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue Mar 27, 2018, 04:24 PM

Mar 2018

The responses to this post are likewise funny.

Hassler

(4,921 posts)

32. !!!

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue Mar 27, 2018, 07:01 PM

Mar 2018

warmfeet

(3,321 posts)

33. Awesome!

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue Mar 27, 2018, 07:35 PM

Mar 2018

Upthevibe

(10,180 posts)

34. This is great!

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Wed Mar 28, 2018, 12:12 AM

Mar 2018

I love it!

PatrickforO

(15,425 posts)

35. Pretty funny.

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Wed Mar 28, 2018, 12:31 AM

Mar 2018

Be careful of the contract, though. The hugely successful guy is known for reneging on contracts. In fact, he's caused more bankruptcies than he has himself undergone.

NJCher

(43,163 posts)

36. An unheard-of problem: The President can't find a lawyer

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Wed Mar 28, 2018, 03:57 AM

Mar 2018

Story posted at CNN a few hours ago:

https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/28/politics/donald-trump-lawyer/index.html

snip

Several top US law firms have left President Donald Trump with few places to turn for legal help in the Russia probe.

Five large law firms are passing on the opportunity to represent the President after a shakeup last week on his private defense team and as he anticipates giving possible testimony to special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation.

snip

Olson said on MSNBC on Monday that Trump's White House is in "chaos" and "beyond normal." Olson declined to speculate on what kind of legal help Trump may still need.

snip