This lady Sarah is just too much to take.

[madaboutharry]

First of all, I am so sick of those stupid pearls she wears everyday. Someone needs to tell her they look like something an 80 year old grandma would wear and they make her neck look short.

Second of all, I am sick of her non-answer bullshit answers and her snotty delivery of nothingness.

Third of all, she looks angry all the time and behaves like a campy villain in a comic book.

Why the press even shows up for this kabuki theater is beyond me.

Sorry if I insulted anyone or said anything that in not PC, but I resent not being able to watch a normal White House press briefing and feel that have to change the channel to preserve my sanity.

[HipChick]

1. She's no lady...

She's a damn dirty liar....

[madaboutharry]

2. I know... I meant in the gender sense rather

than in the behavioral sense.

[HipChick]

7. Well....according to my 85yr old mother

From my ears to yours, that's questionable too...

[Le Gaucher]

57. That is not cool

you can't beat someone up over something they cant control

[HipChick]

65. I agree...and I am seriously worried about my mother...

that she would even hold that viewpoint..

[tazkcmo]

4. Thank you.

My mother always taught me never to hit a lady. Once I asked what if she hit me first and she said if she hit you she's no lady.

I'm not saying I would hit SHS but if I did I would do so with the knowledge I am still within Mom's guidelines of proper behavior.

[machoneman]

39. Hear, hear! No lady indeed....just a big effin' liar! N/M

n/m

[hlthe2b]

3. there is a "youthful" way to wear pearls.. and then there is Sarah

She looks like Barbara Bush, the elder wearing them, I agree.

Sad, too, because I still like pearls, occasionally, but not like she wears them.

[Hoyt]

5. I laughed for days when a DUer called her 'Huckleberry Pearls."

[cwydro]

16. That was my favorite too!

[demtenjeep]

18. That one was mine! I don't always come up with good ones but that time I did

I call her nothing else

[Hoyt]

22. Sorry, I couldn't remember who coined it, but it was great.

[demtenjeep]

24. No problem I am pleased you liked it

Thanks!!

[True Blue American]

44. I will remember that one!:)

[panader0]

6. Her spiel about Democrats not caring about DACA is so insulting.

[MontanaMama]

8. Everything she says

and everything she does is insulting. Wish the press would just not show up to her shit show...but then again that's probably exactly what she wants.

[greatauntoftriplets]

11. Not to mention a lie.

[Rorey]

9. All that, and also that horrible voice

The way every other word is "ah" makes it impossible to listen to the press briefings. How in the world did she get that job? She's horrible at it.

[demtenjeep]

21. Look - ah- she is just trying to do her a

job and a if you all wouldn't a make a it so hard,

[likesmountains 52]

66. I agree, the "ah" in every sentence is awful..

I wonder if she ever took ( and passed) a public speaking course. She is just horribly unprofessional and unqualified.

[Sampan]

78. She says ah because it gives her an extra nanosecond to think up a new lie

[SoCalMusicLover]

10. The Press Are Like Dogs Begging For Supper

Please throw us some scraps, pretty please!!

They continue to act like they are getting anything resembling the truth. They would be much better off making up answers to their own questions.

All the daily briefings are, is the DAILY SPIN the WH wants people to fall for.

[CatMor]

12. I agree with everything you wrote.

[jimlup]

13. I actually think we have to learn to "love" big sister....

she's a strange twist on an Orwellian character or two.

I mean I have to admit she's pretty damn good at what she does. Who else could stand in front of the national press corps and openly lie repeatedly with a straight face.

[Marie Marie]

32. That's easy for her because a "straight face" is her only expression.

I mean really, have you ever seen her smile?

[gibraltar72]

36. I have seen a straight face

That is not a straight face.

[atreides1]

43. Who?

Someone who believes that she can lie all day long, because all she has to do is pray to her God to forgive her for lying...that's who!!!

That's the thing about "Christianity" you can commit any sin you want and then pray to be forgiven...then go out and do it all over again!

[volstork]

14. Give me CJ Cregg

ANY day of the year!

[Aristus]

17. Me too!

[volstork]

25. Straight-up badass.

Also, "The Jackal."

[raven mad]

53. She's the main reason

I have every "West Wing" episode on disk!

[oasis]

15. Sarah gets my vote for the "Sadie Hawkin's Day" festival queen.

[Dave Starsky]

19. I think Miss Sunshine will be replacing her soon.

As soon as Sarah trains her up on her job.

[getagrip_already]

29. nahh, shes the next first lady........

casting call. even for the trump admin, she is unqualified for anything else, and that says a lot.

[Dave Starsky]

40. Nobody in this administration is qualified to do anything.

Literally no one in Donald Trump's cabinet or staff can be trusted to manage the drive-up window at a Dairy Queen, let alone perform the functions of their assigned jobs. None of them have any applicable experience or expertise. But Trump likes it that way. The ONLY thing he cares about is loyalty and kissing the ring.

[True Blue American]

45. Miss Sunshine

Just killed her career!

[Binkie The Clown]

20. Her only answer to any substantive question is "I can't (or won't) address that" nt

[Jakes Progress]

23. What part of your soul do you sell to lie for a living?

She is a husk. A shell of flesh with no inner light.

[True Blue American]

47. Hey

Huckleberry Pearls is a devout Southern Baptist, just like Daddy!

[Jakes Progress]

68. Just proves what we all knew about her daddy and Southern Baptists.

[Cha]

74. She came by it at her

daddy's knee

[nature-lover]

26. If she told us the truth, it would be her last press appearance.

[greatauntoftriplets]

27. I still haven't figured out what qualifies her for the job.

She sucks at it.

[Chakaconcarne]

37. I would disagree....

she does exactly what Trump hired her to do...

I don't like her at all and she pisses me off for all the reasons above, but she keeps her cool, is consistent and gets the job done.

[raven mad]

55. She truly acts as if

she's drugged up to her barracuda gills!

[Skittles]

71. the main qualifications were her accent and her willingnes to kiss Trump ass

[PatSeg]

28. An android could deliver her

prepackaged remarks and answers, but it would be minus those painful facial expressions. I have never seen a more miserable looking person at a podium. She always looks like she is about to vomit, which I guess in a sense she is, with the crap she spews forth.

At least Sean Spicer smiled and laughed in between the mandatory bullshit. I sensed a real rapport with much of the press pool. Not so with Sarah. Clearly, she hates her job, she hates the press, and probably hates her boss as well. Maybe she's writing a book?

[frogmarch]

30. It bugs me the way she

points at the next questioner while she is delivering the tail end of her latest non-answer. That's all that bugs me about her. Kidding. Almost everything does.

[slumcamper]

31. PISSYFACE.

That's what Kimmel called her a few weeks ago. That one stuck, at least with with me.

[uponit7771]

69. +1

[Mira]

33. I'll share with you something you may not be able to unsee

I agree with all you say, by the way. She is the unhappiest looking representative from the White House, she is really miserable in her job.

The other day a younger friend looked at the TV as she was on. It was muted, as usual when she shows up. He said:
"Every time I see her I envision her horizontal. Slowly turning on a spit. Every time her sad face turns to the side I see the apple in her downturned mouth"

[trueblue2007]

34. SHE IS TRULY AWFUL.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

35. All part of the master plan from Koch, Mercer, Peterson, Murdoch, etc.

The ultimate purpose is to demean and degrade any professionalism previously seen in our government, thereby decreasing our people's trust and dependence on government. All a part of "drowning it in a bathtub".

De-fund, degrade, demean, disassociate, then destroy.

[Ilsa]

38. Rachel Maddow said she doesn't waste her time on SHS, either. nt

[elias7]

41. Yes, why do they even show up? Spicer? Sanders? Liars!

[dem4decades]

42. There's one guy that slips up and shows his disgust once and a while. I'm waiting for the day

he just decides to just say fuck it and ask her why she lies everyday to the American people.

[lillypaddle]

46. Those are her "signature" pearls

Yeppers, want to slap the shit out of her every day.

[BobTheSubgenius]

48. Without those pearls, what would she clutch?

[Sam McGee]

49. You were too kind to her

Trump is white trash and has surrounded himself with the same.

I grew up in SW Mississippi and NE Tennessee . . . I know white trash when I see it. She's trash.

[iluvtennis]

50. I totally agree. it's a daily clown show. Reporters should indeed stop attending. No value add

[lpbk2713]

51. That was no lady. That was my ...

Press Secretary.

With apologies to Henny Youngman.

[vkkv]

52. Because it is actually Mike Huckabee in drag.. didn't you know that?

[Honeycombe8]

54. I love pearls. They're beautiful & natural. But there's a more modern style than June Cleaver's.

The more modern way is to wear them long, and maybe even do a knot in them. Or choker style. But the June Cleaver thing is outdated...UNLESS you're wearing a v-neck blouse where just a hint of the pearls peeks through.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

56. Hey, easy on 60-year-old grandmas!

But I take your point; she always looks dowdy and frumpy, like she got her clothes and accessories at the consignment shop where the Duggar women sell their used clothing. You'd think that for an operation as image-conscious as the Trump White House they'd at least send her to a reputable fashion consultant. But the clothes aren't really the problem; nobody would even pay attention to them if she at least looked like a nice frumpy grandma. But she always seems angry and mean - a sort of Nurse Ratched who actually enjoys insulting people. Of course, that's the whole Trump vibe - mean, hostile, condescending and mendacious. She fits right in, and she'd still be mean, hostile, condescending and mendacious even if they dressed her in Vera Wang and Versace instead of Jacques Penné.

[True Blue American]

70. That black dress

With ruffles up the shoulders is the worst dress I have ever seen.

I get calls when she wears that!

The long,stringy hair is bad.

Now I sound petty, but surely she can get a decent hair cut.

[mainstreetonce]

58. This is what I can't stand

Someone asks a question she doesn't want to answer and she starts with

LOOK

LOOK Sarah ,you have no personality to be dealing with public communications.

[Pantagruel]

59. Had to look it up

Guys don't know this stuff!!

Dec 8, 2017 - With a bit of self-deprecating humor, JC Penney is fully embracing its chic nickname of Jacques Penne, by opening a two-day pop-up shop in New York City named Jacques Penne.

[lunatica]

60. She needs to clutch those pearls in her eternal

outrage that the press would dare to question her boss. I mean, really! How dare they ask questions?! Don’t they know who he IS?

[mehrrh]

61. it's so

I know what you say is irrelevant and not p.c. but I completely agree with you, and as long as we're there..........
Her attire is atrocious, old fashioned and prudish.
Her necklace is very unflattering (doesn't Babs Bush always wear pearls?)
Her scowling countenance is very off-putting.
Her voice and speech mannerisms are annoying, and the context of her remarks is equally so.

[LuckyLib]

62. And no company in its right mind would

ever hire her for anything related to PR or communications. A complete no-talent.

[cyclonefence]

63. GODDAMMIT IF YOU HAVE PEARLS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WEAR THEM EVERY DAY

Sheesh. You guys brought up by wolves, or what?

Unlike other gems, pearls come from living creatures and have to be kept warm or they die.

[madaboutharry]

64. Yep, We were brought up by wolves.

[Cha]

73. No Pearls of

Wisdom, though

[Blue Owl]

67. Young Cruella De Vile

n/t

[Cha]

72. Yeah, like Josh Earnest gave..

[Cha]

75. Can you imagine how the press corps

would tear into any Democratic Admin that would offer up a Lying stonewaller for a press sec?

History better treat her like the Liar she is.

[duforsure]

76. She's not a press secretary,

She's a promoter of propaganda, and nothing more than running a department of denial for trump and his administration. The media are to blame for airing this serial liar and pitiful excuse for a press secretary day after day knowing she's promoting lies and excuses. That's not news. That's a failure of our media helping them promote their messaging for them.

[underpants]

77. She looks like a BEFORE picture of Marie Osmond

I know it's not nice or fair to pick on someone because of their looks but the disdain she exhibits and the insult-comic delivery doesn't help much.

[DFW]

79. To paraphrase the old saying......

That was no lady. That was Trump's Press Secretary.