If VH-1 decides to air "Celebrity Pap Smear", which Palin will make the first appearance?

[11 Bravo]

Not that I'm trying to imply that the entire family is a herd of desperate attention whores. No ... wait ... that's exactly what I'm saying!

[Lint Head]

1. OMG! You called them desperate.

[NYC_SKP]

2. Todd?

Oh, wait, he's a douche...

[GoneOffShore]

3. Thought he was an enema nozzle.

[Lint Head]

4. No telling where that thumb has been.

[mysuzuki2]

5. ALL of them, including Todd!

[Buns_of_Fire]

6. I'm holding out for "Colonoscopies of the Stars"

[doohnibor]

7. Here ya go.....

[itsrobert]

8. This is up Kathy Griffin's alley

Or up something else of hers in this case. Maybe Levi can assist?