Trump suggests new bird to replace the American eagle

[packman]

[Vinca]

1. WTF is that? A Playboy chicken?

[hatrack]

2. Stormy Leghorn?

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[louis-t]

4. "Tahm teh bury the hatchet!"

"Not on yo' pointed head, son!"

[hatrack]

12. "Ah say, ah say, ah say . . . "

[CelticWinter]

3. LMAO

[Thekaspervote]

5. Hahahaaaa! Good one

[BannonsLiver]

6. Is that Trump's scrotum?

Why isn't it orange?

[MurrayDelph]

7. I got a bird for him

[lame54]

8. Ohhh - A double nutted throat wobbler - a rare breed indeed

[pwb]

9. Is it a Chicken Hawk ?

Honoring Trump and Bolton?

[LSFL]

10. Blimey! A large breasted shitbird!

[nykym]

11. Benjamin Franklin

thought the National Bird should have been the Turkey.

[haele]

14. The Wild Turkey, not the domesticated brains bred out ones.

The Wild Turkey is resourceful and cunning - for a bird.
My husband has a story of his ex getting out of her car trying to shoo a couple that were crossing a country road - and she left the door open. When she was halfway to town along a different wooded area, the three that had snuck in and hid quietly in the back seat suddenly started making noise, causing her to pull over to the side (almost in a ditch) and exit shrieking and running for the nearest house to call for help.
Apparently it wasn't the first time they had pulled that stunt with drivers. The residents along that road told her that they liked to go between two peanut fields surrounded by woods that were approximately 5 miles apart that manner - usually stopping a pick-up truck and hitching a ride that way.

Haele

[ProudLib72]

13. The Red Breasted Spanker is a naughty bird. Best keep away.

[Mr. Ected]

15. Aviary version of a right wing nut job -eom