So, I've Negotiated Some Agreements for a Few of My Favorite DUers...

[TygrBright]

CaliforniaPeggy is hereby required to disclose a list of every DUer with under one hundred posts to whom she's addressed a "Welcome to DR (name)" post, since 2012. In return, EarlG will accept a payment of seven dollars and fifty cents ($7.50) from me, TygrBright, to add a bright rainbow-and-unicorn background to her Profile page.

MrScorpio is hereby required to post the 256-character Code Key for the non-existent Project Scorpio Files in the DU Lounge. In return, Skinner will accept a payment of one dollar and eighty-seven cents ($1.87) from me, TygrBright to add a "DU winner!" diagonal banner to said MrScorpio's DU avatar for the month of April.

Floyd R. Turbo is hereby required to post his entire catalog of R&B and Doo-Wop music video links in a single post, in the Video & Multimedia Forum. In return, elad will accept a payment of nine dollars and thirty-four cents ($9.34) from me, TygrBright to automatically jack the "likes" on every Floyd R. Turbo post by not less than one hundred (100) for at least twenty-four hours after the post goes live.

These agreements are of course fully binding on all parties, because I have negotiated them and the payments are in the mail.

Negotiating agreements is fun! Negotiate your own! Post 'em below!

legalistically,
Bright

[Corvo Bianco]

1. I think you're the best Bright.

You owe me $.50.

[Corvo Bianco]

2. Forget it, I'm tearing up the agreement and giving your money back.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Omigod, my very dear TygrBright!

I am blushing AND honored by your including me in your list!

However, there is no fucking way I could possibly remember all those posters!

[malaise]

9. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[rzemanfl]

4. I have negotiated a deal for a certain poster who the agreement will call "Anonymous Poster"

for the payment of One Dollar ($1.00) U.S. or its equivalent in roubles upon he/she/it posting an essay of at least 250 words on the subject "How I Spent My Winter."

[NCTraveler]

5. Brilliant negotiations. Big time.

Art of the deal.

[Glorfindel]

6. Here's the best I could do on short notice, but I think everyone will love it!

red dog 1 will be required to record himself singing "Superstar" by the Carpenters, with particular emphasis placed on these lyrics: "… Don't you remember, you told me you loved me baby? You said you'd be coming back this way again baby. Baby, baby, baby, baby, oh baby...I love you, I really do…

For his efforts, he will be paid one dime (ten cents) each time someone clicks on and watches his video, not to exceed the sum of $8.50 (eight dollars and fifty cents), guaranteed by me, Glorfindel and to be used for the purpose of purchasing a DU "star" for some DU'er who doesn't have one!

How's that?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. You are too generous!

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I have negotiated with all stakeholders full and complete rights to:

DU The Musical

Du The Movie

DU The Novel

DU The Mini-series

DU The Theme Park

DU The Restaurant

Due and payable for the above mentioned upon full execution of all pertinent documents are my collection of expired Winslow bus transfers, Dino Desi and Billy’s Best Of LP, and a six pack of PBR.

Discussions continue on:

DU The Fashion Line

DU The Cookbook

DU Vodka, DU Steaks, and DU University

[ProfessorGAC]

8. I'll Negotiate A Deal Too

I will send $3.33 to Skinner, Earl AND Elad if they set up a system that sends me all the Name Removed posts so i can see the really bad people who try to disrupt here.

Yeah, i know they won't do it.

[taterguy]

10. Give me some money or I'll call you a dumbass

Capiche?