When you're a good dog, they let you do anything :-)

[FakeNoose]

[PJMcK]

1. You win! (n/t)

[democratisphere]

2. THIS is so great!

[Sneederbunk]

3. Another stable genius.

[SCantiGOP]

4. I typically trash cute animal posts

But this one gets a rec and kick.

[magicarpet]

5. That is just how pResident Spankies hair looks as he....

.... is coming down the stairs getting off Air Force One as he walks by the wind caused by the jet engine exhaust ports. His hair is all mussed and tangled up, even his standard three cans of hairspray is of no help.

[smirkymonkey]

6. Oh, noooo!

Poor, unfortunate pooch!

[Volaris]

7. When you're PUTINS Good Dog...

There. I fixed it for you.

[BobTheSubgenius]

8. "You know the word 'pussy' means something totally different to me, right?"

But then I just forgot it. *sigh* Getting old blows.