Couldn't somebody just tell Trump they sent the A Team to patrol the Mexican border?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

I'm pretty sure that would both make him happy and a lot easier for the rest of us.

We can even tell him that the caravan is no match for the A Team van.

[ProfessorGAC]

1. Chuck Norris Would Do

He hears that, he'll be onto the next thing. Self-congratulatory tweet first, though.

[Miigwech]

2. and tell trumpleturd that Mexico just put sharks into the Rio Grande River

... the biggest, most beautiful moat ever made

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

3. Kids will do it for minimum wage

[snort]

4. He wants more action, more impact, he wants

Ball Fondlers!

[lame54]

5. To accept the black guy...

You can tell him the T stands for Trump

[OldHippieChick]

6. I was thinking Boy Scouts, but these

guys were better eye candy --- in their day --- which has long passed.