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kentuck

(115,635 posts) Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:12 PM Apr 2018

Is that a potted plant??

"No, that is Jeff Sessions".

The Attorney General doesn't have much to do nowadays. Since he recused himself from the Russia investigation, he misses out on most of the action. It must be boring somedays?

What must the elfish Attorney General be thinking? How can he make himself useful anymore? What can he do to get back in the game?

He doesn't talk with his boss much anymore. Trump got angry with the recusal and never forgave him.

Is there anything he could do to get their attention??

Maybe he'll call up John Boehner and they can smoke a joint?

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Is that a potted plant?? (Original Post) kentuck Apr 2018 OP

Instead of a joint, maybe a few drinks..Boehner is buying...k and r..nt Stuart G Apr 2018 #1

yep, twist one up yonder Apr 2018 #2

Well, he has more time to bake cookies thegoose Apr 2018 #3

I dunno. Izza powerful male misogynist wanking into it? n/t TygrBright Apr 2018 #4

I saw a report he was at the White House yesterday? HopeAgain Apr 2018 #5

"I need you to fire Rosenstein..." kentuck Apr 2018 #6

Once a day Sessions stops by the Oval Office... magicarpet Apr 2018 #7

Maybe he should apply for welfare, he'll have to actually work then. procon Apr 2018 #8

Stuart G

(38,726 posts)

1. Instead of a joint, maybe a few drinks..Boehner is buying...k and r..nt

Reply to kentuck (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:17 PM

Apr 2018

yonder

(10,314 posts)

2. yep, twist one up

Reply to kentuck (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:20 PM

Apr 2018

and then Jeff can show John how to make cookies. MMMmmmgoood

thegoose

(3,115 posts)

3. Well, he has more time to bake cookies

Reply to kentuck (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:23 PM

Apr 2018

In the hollow tree. Just sayin'.

TygrBright

(21,390 posts)

4. I dunno. Izza powerful male misogynist wanking into it? n/t

Reply to kentuck (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:24 PM

Apr 2018

HopeAgain

(4,407 posts)

5. I saw a report he was at the White House yesterday?

Reply to kentuck (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:35 PM

Apr 2018

Maybe just so Trump could yell at him some more?

kentuck

(115,635 posts)

6. "I need you to fire Rosenstein..."

Reply to HopeAgain (Reply #5)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:44 PM

Apr 2018

Then I will get somebody in his job that knows what to do...

magicarpet

(19,420 posts)

7. Once a day Sessions stops by the Oval Office...

Reply to kentuck (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:49 PM

Apr 2018

.... for his naughty boy - recusal spanking.

Sessions takes a liking to the whole routine - he enjoys Disciplinarians and Authoritarians. So a good spanking is his cup of tea. It makes his hair stand up on end due to the shear excitement.

procon

(15,805 posts)

8. Maybe he should apply for welfare, he'll have to actually work then.

Reply to kentuck (Original post)

Wed Apr 11, 2018, 06:56 PM

Apr 2018

He be perfect as a greeter at Walmart, or the coat room attendant at an S & M club.

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