If you think YOUR week sucks.....

[kpete]

If you think your week sucks a bunch of kids are about to find out Donald Trump is their real dad on the news



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https://www.apnews.com/f37ecfc4710b468db6a103a245146172

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[Mme. Defarge]

1. I logged i to rec this!

[backtoblue]

2. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

This is the funniest shit EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Scarsdale]

3. I hope for their sake

they do not inherit that ugly tRump mouth, and no chin like the older "kids". Unless of course there is plenty of $$$ for cosmetic surgery like Ivanka had.

[ProudProgressiveNow]

4. KR NT

[njhoneybadger]

5. Sue the bastard, I think they should call Mr Avenatti

[lunatica]

7. Im with you!

Take those lemons and make lemonade!

[AllyCat]

6. Ha ha ha!!! Poor kids!

It's not their fault this happened to them.

[paleotn]

8. Is it just me....

..and granted, this is juvenile, but doesn't the Enquirer's publisher have the perfect last name?

[Duppers]

9. Ah, come on, say it.

Pecker. Yep.

[magicarpet]

12. Is it Richard Pecker by chance ?

[Duppers]

13. ...

[moonseller66]

14. Richard?

Wouldn't that be "Dick Pecker" to his "closest friends?"

[aggiesal]

15. Or call him ...

Dick
or
Pecker

He would never know if you're insulting him.

[FakeNoose]

10. If National Enquirer is involved in this, it's probably a scam

Besides that, National Enquirer is rabidly pro-Trump - on a par with Faux News.

Just sayin'

[CelticWinter]

11. K&R

[Initech]

16. How does the Christian right love this guy again?

Oh wait - they're just like him. Compulsive serial fornicators and women abusers who have been divorced multiple times.

[Iggo]

23. He loves money and he hates women and brown people. (n/t)

[Initech]

24. Republican Jesus: "For i was sick and you told me that I deserved it because I was poor. "

"For I layeth down with multiple partners and you sayeth I get thine mulligan even though thine good book sayeth I will burn in eternal hell fire!"

[Iggo]

28. Goes to show.

[underpants]

27. He stopped a WOMAN from being President

They are extremely patriarchal

[TalenaGor]

17. lol all the back child support

[gibraltar72]

18. Oh the humanity.

[Hassler]

19. If the poor kid has an ass the size of a billboard, we'll know it's true.

[TygrBright]

20. Remind me again about the "GOP family values" thing... n/t

[MoonRiver]

21. OMG, ROFL!

[DFW]

22. With all this talk of Dick Pecker and all

I think I hear a Peter Piper tongue twister revision coming on

[Different Drummer]

25. "Ma! Ma! Where's my pa?" "Gone to the White House, ha, ha, ha!" n/t

[underpants]

26. Maybe they could form a ....caravan

[democratisphere]

29. Poor kids are going to require therapy.

[rpannier]

32. Nah

They're going to require a lawyer.
To get the money they're owed in back child support

[Cha]

30. Oh gawd..

[gopiscrap]

31. OMG I just spit out my soda

[IronLionZion]

33. If any of them struggle with their schoolwork, it could be genetic

[dalton99a]

34. .

[Liberty Belle]

35. Now if only he had a biracial child, maybe he'd lose his racist base.