I've been away today. If someone would be so kind as to...

[LuckyCharms]

maybe summarize in a few sentences what the hell happened today, I would appreciate it, and I'm sure others would too. I'm seeing stuff about impregnated housekeepers, broken down interview negotiations, and the pee tape. Can't make sense of this, and I've been trying.

Thank you in advance.

[BumRushDaShow]

1. It's all still unfolding!

Most of it is leaks related to the Michael Cohen raid. As "the fixer" all the stuff that he did to pay off people over the decades, is suddenly coming out (including muzzling people who might have known about Drumpf's dalliances that might have lead to a child, etc).

Also some media had an advance copy of Comey's book so that is being talked about right now (Comey talked about the pee tape allegations in the book).

[Generic Brad]

2. All hell is flapping in the wind

It has not quite broken completely loose yet. It's just slightly unhinged.

[Clarity2]

3. Everythings fine

Operation Orange Turd was a success and the Eagle has landed